Tuesday, September 14, 2004

THE PORCELAIN GOD IS A SERIAL KILLER!!

This morning,....I lost a friend. It was near and dear to my heart. It was my life line and my connection to civilization. Today my friends,...I (too choked up to carry on),....I... DROPPED MY FREAKING CELL PHONE IN THE TOILET,....AGAIN! (clean water, by the way) What the hell is wrong with me? I feel like a crackhead waiting for a hit,...I NEED MY CELL PHONE! I MUST CHECK MYSELF IN SOME KIND OF CELL PHONE REHAB! People have tried to calm me down because I am insured and I AM getting another one. Here's the thing,...MY LIFE WAS STORED IN 'THAT' PHONE! People aren't feeling my sense of urgency and loss. IF ANYBODY OUT THERE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,....IF YOU FEEL ME,...WAVE YOUR CELLYS FROM SIDE TO SIDE! AND SAY AMEN!

R.I.P. CELLY SEPTEMBER 14th, 2004

11 comments:

Roman Verone® said...

aawww cheer up diva, the celly can be replaced.
keep ya head up.

Casey said...
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G. Cornelius Harris said...

Damn...I'll keep you posted

Jazz said...

Casey,...if you must know,....I was in Hair & Make-Up DAH-LING!

Casey said...

Sorry, I shouldn't of ask.... lol

SMW said...

LOL!

Just Me said...

I'm sorry you lost a friend. I know how much celly was near and dear to your heart. I especially know how addicted you were to it because you'd answer the damn thing while you were at home before you'd even answer your house phone. :) Keep your head high drama diva...celly will be reincarnated for you in a new body. :)

Patri Ann said...

AMEN!

Apocalypse said...

you need a rolodex and a 12 step program. Hard copy and back up everything...then start the healing/purging process. I'll send you a rotary to help bring you out of the Matrix.

Porsche said...

Awww Damn! That must have ruined your day! I know how you feel. Getting a new phone is like getting a new dog. You may come learn to love the new one, but it won't replace the old one.

Finding Jo said...

Oh no Jazz, I'm so sorry! I recently had to replace my cell phone because my son seemed to think that putting mine in the washing machine was a good idea. The phone dried out and worked afterwards, but the display was blank! I had a proper burial and upgraded. I convey my deepest sympathies for the loss of your beloved.