Monday, November 28, 2005
PS... CB, YOU HAVE BEEN THE EXCEPTION SO I GUESS I SHOULDN'T INCLUDE YOU. I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE THE DIVA IN ME! THANKS FOR NOT GIVING ME SHIT....I'D HATE TO HAVE TO THROW YOU IN WITH THE OTHER ASSHOLES.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Pass on to anyone you may think might be interested.
PLEASE PASS ON TO AS MANY AS POSSIBLE:
1. "O" The Oprah Magazine is looking to hire fall interns in the
Fashion and Style Departments. Candidates must be highly
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2. Verizon is looking for students who are 2004 graduates of
Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCU). If you know of
someone graduating from a HBCU this year with a degree in Engineering,
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opportunities within Verizon.
3. The Women's Technology Program at MIT is a 4-week summer
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engineering and computer science. If you know a girl who is currently a
high school junior who demonstrates math and science ability and an
interest in finding out about EECS, please encourage her to visit our
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(applications are due Feb 3, 2005) http:// www.mit.edu
The full-time academic program includes hands-on experiments and
team-based projects in computer science, electrical engineering, and
mathematics. No prior experience in computer programming, physics, or
electrical engineering is expected, but applicants typically have
strong academic records, especially in math and science.
4. HARVARD'S TUITION ANNOUNCEMENT - Harvard is offering free
tuition for students that have a family income below $40,000. If you
are a mentor or have nieces and nephews who might be interested, please
give them this information. If you know any one/family earning less
than $40K with a brilliant child near ready for college, please pass
this along. Harvard's Tuition Announcement Highlights Failure of
Prestigious Universities to Enroll Low-Income Students March 1, 2004.
Harvard University announced over the weekend that from now on
undergraduate students from low-income families will pay no tuition.
In making the announcement, Harvard's president Lawrence H. Summers
said, "When only 10 percent of the students in Elite higher education
come from families in lower half of the income distribution, we are not
doing enough. We are not doing enough in bringing elite higher
education to the lower half of the income distribution." If you know
of a family earning less than $40,000 a year with an honor student
graduating from high school soon, Harvard University wants to pay the
tuition. The prestigious university recently announced that from now on
undergraduate students from low-income families can go to Harvard for
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offering free tuition for families making less than $40,000 a year
visit Harvard's financial aid website at:
http://adm-is.fas.harvard.edu/FAO/index.htm or call the school's
financial aid office at (617) 495-1581.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
DUN, DON, DUUNN!!!!
BLOG ENTRY TIMED OUT!!!!
WHAT!!!! I TRIED TO GO BACK, I TRIED TO REFRESH, I TRIED EVERYTHING AND.....
SO, I DECIDED TO JUST DEAL WITH IT THE NEXT DAY.
ON MY WAY TO WORK, THE MORNING SHOW......5:30 IN THE AM.....
I GET A F-ING TICKET!!!!
NOPE, NOT DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!
NOT EVEN, WAS IT A SEAT BELT TICKET!!!!
I THINK AMERICA,.....I HAVE WON THE AWARD FOR THE STUPIDEST TICKET AWARD......EVER!!!!!!
I, JAZZ,....RECEIVED AND COULD NOT TALK MY WAY OUT OF A TICKET FOR......
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE?..........
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE YET.......
LET ME JUST SAY, THAT AT 5:30AM (NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD) IN ALBANY,.......
WHERE THE HUMIDITY CREATES THICK FOG!!!
ON WESTOVER (A STREET NOTORIOUS FOR DEER GANGS!......THUGS, IF YOU WILL, IN THE STREET TO F-UP YOUR RIDE (NOT RELATED TO BAMBI))
SO, NOW.....GUESS WHAT MY TICKET WAS FOR?
"FAILURE TO DIM HEADLIGHTS!"
I DON'T GET A FLASHING OF THE LIGHTS LIKE, "HEY BUDDY, YOUR BRIGHTS ARE ON!" OR A WARNING, EVEN. NOPE, MR. MAN JUST SAID MY BRIGHTS WERE ON AND HE WAS TICKETING ME.
I ASKED,"DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, CAN'T YOU PLEASE JUST UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS SINGING WITH MY PRINCE GREATEST HITS CD ON THE WAY TO WORK? I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU JUMPED ON THE ROAD. I WAS FOCUSED ON THE ROAD AND TRYING TO SEE AND AVOID DEER."
(GET THIS).......WELL, MA'AM YOUR COURT DATE IS JAN. 11TH. AT LEAST IT'S AFTER THE HOLIDAYS! (IN AN OPTIMISTIC UNDERTONE)
I THOUGHT.....THIS MUTHA FRIK@#*!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ISH! ASHTON BETTER JUMP HIS HAPPY ASS OUT OF THE WOODS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I AM IN THE FREAKIN' TWILIGHT ZONE!!
OF COURSE, I HAD A FIELD DAY ON THE MORNING SHOW. I GAVE AWAY PRIZES TO ANYBODY THAT EVER GOT A TICKET FOR A DUMB REASON. I WAS/AM PISSED.
OH YEAH, DID I TELL YA THE TICKET IS 71.50? THAT'S ALMOST A HUNDRED BUCKS! I'M STILL MAD!!!! *****MOUTH ALL POKED OUT!*********** I MEAN, I GREW UP RESPECTING OFFICERS. IN ATLANTA, THEY HAD THE OFFICER FRIENDLY PROGRAM, WHERE KIDS ARE TAUGHT THAT COPS ARE YOUR FRIENDS. THEY ARE THERE TO DEFEND AND PROTECT YOU. I FELT LIKE HE WAS JUST THROWING HIS WEIGHT AROUND. THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME. IF I AM WRONG, IF I WERE SPEEDING, I COULD ACCEPT IT BUT THAT WAS RIDICULUS.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
THANKS GUYS FOR HELPING WITH THAT SPAM CRAP. I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE GUYS. GGEEEZZZ!!! ANYWAYS,....LOTS HAS GONE ON SINCE MY LAST BLOG. THE BEST FRIEND AARON IS NOW IN A SCUBA CLASS AND IS SO EXCITED. ( I THINK HE'S MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE SCUBA GEAR HE GETS TO WEAR AS OPPOSED TO THE "ACTUAL CLASS")
TUNE TRIVA HAS BEEN A BLAST BUT THE PLACE THAT WE GO TO HANG OUT FOR IT IS CLOSING AT THE YEARS END AND WE ARE ALL BUMMED ABOUT IT. I MEAN, WHAT OTHER PLACE BRINGS "EVERYBODY" TOGETHER.
WE HAVE USED THE PLACE AS AN EXCUSE TO ACT LIKE COLLEGE KIDS. (eeewww, do I look cross eyed in this picture? not that there's anything wrong with being cross eyed,....i'm just sayin'! ****dang it A.D.D.**** back to whatever it was I was yappin' about) WHAT WILL WE EVER DO? IT'S SORT OF LIKE CHEERS. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME....THEY EVEN RESERVE A TABLE FOR US. I HAVE ISSUES WITH CHANGE. I LIKE TO KEEP THINGS AS THEY ARE....ESPECAILLY WHEN THEY ARE GOOD. OH YEAH, DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE COUPLE BELOW. IT'S JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW GOOFY WE GET THERE. THEY ARE BOTH GAY SO THEY WERE "POSING" FOR THE CAMERA....AND THE OTHER CHICA BELOW IS JEN, AN ASPIRING ACTRESS. SHE DOES A LOT OF SHOWS FOR THEATRE ALBANY. I KNOW SHE'S GONNA BLOW UP ONE DAY.
UNTIL THEY CUT THE LIGHTS OUT,....I WILL REPORT FROM HAMILTONS BAR & GRILL. VIVA LA TUNE TRIVIA!!!!