Tuesday, May 31, 2005

catch up

i have so much to share with you guys. i haven't had time for squat. the new job has me practically living at work. i have a sofa in my office and i hop on that bad boy.....sink down in it and i'm out. ( i know it's bad) but it's different when you like what you do and who you work for. i tell you,....even that 5am thing has been "tolerable" because i love this place. the boss is awesome and the co-workers are supportive and this company is the BOMB. i love it. maybe we are still on the honeymoon but i am totally milikin' it. and then, there is the x-job.......

you see, when you come from the places i worked prior to coming here.....you can totally appreciate this environment. it's like when good guys say...."women don't appreciate a good man, they want a bad boy." the thing is that we LOVE good guys.... sometimes, it takes a bad boy to make us appreciate the good guys. after knowing the alternative, GOOD GUYS ARE PERFECT.

you must know how i exited my last job. well, knowing all the crap i had to put up with....alot of people would have just walked off the job and been like...."adios muthafker!" but nooooo,.....not me, "the too nice" girl. i told her in person that i was giving notice. she asked if i were giving her at least 2 weeks. i t0ld her that the job started in a week so i asked if the 2 weeks could be waived. she said "no." so, i worked 2weeks and for on week,....i had 2 full time jobs.

anywaz,...the "middle class hater" (remember that?) says, "i've decided not to sign your release papers until you #1. Give me the pass code to your email account (not computer, but email) and #2. Give me a copy of all of your music industry/record company contacts.

you should have seen my face. we began to argue (because i had nothing to lose anymore). i told her, the last time i checked, the employee manual stated that in NOWAY should we EVER give the passcode to our email accounts under ANY circumstances and that my contacts were MINE.

she said, " you got those contacts while you worked for me, on my time! which makes them mine!"

i said, "are you crazy? i have been in radio for 10yrs and i worked for you....6 months! how you figure they're YOUR contacts?"

she started yelling at me,...." i want those contacts and i wont sign your clearance papers if you don't give them to me!"

***me thinking.......THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!******

i said,.... YOU KNOW WHAT, IF YOU HOLD MY CHECK, YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER,....SIMPLE AS THAT! I WILL NOT STAND HERE AND ARGUE WITH YOU.....I'M OUT!"

i left.

okay so here's the thing, it was easier to get on there. to exit.....i had to get over 20 signatures from people in different departments that had nothing to do with what i did, departments that i never had any dealings with. for instance.....i had to get the credit union to sign off when i didn't have an account. i had to get the library to sign off.....i never had a library card from them. (hell, since graduating from school and computers.....i haven't needed a library card)

i still had to get about 15 more signatures of dept. heads who NEVER spent time in their offices so I had to hunt them down. mind you, i'm still working my new job - crazy hours.

it was very stressfull.

so, i went back the next day to get the REST of the bazillion signatures. i ran into the ex-boss again and she was all like...."HI!!! HOW ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE ALL THE SIGNATURES YOU NEED? LET ME HELP YOU. "

******now i am completely dumbfounded*******

she snatched my sheet and walked it to one of the offices with me and got it signed. she said, "so, you like your new job?"

*****me........this bitch is REALLY CRAZY!!!******

FINALLY,.....I GOT ALL SIGS....INCLUDING HERS. THEN I HAD TO GET SCHEDULED FOR AN EXIT INTERVIEW. (i know) i was thinking the same thing.

NOW,....I AM DONE. TODAY I SHALL PICK UP MY LAST CHECK AND THE RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY OVER!!!! song to celebrate.....GREENDAY-GOOD RIDDANCE (TIME OF YOUR LIFE) AND KELIS .....I HATE U SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!UUUGGGHHH!

*****I INTERUPT THIS BITCH SESSION FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*****

did you see surreal life 4 reunion? jane looked amazing. adrian and peter brady are shacking and loving it. marcus is still hot and he flashed the chest (hubba hubba). mini me says he is now 3 weeks sober. chyna doll got rid of the zero and cleaned her act (i loved her anyway) and lastly....da brat.....still in denial. she says she is working on a new album and did the whole name drop thing but come on brat. after the way she has shown her ass and hurt people.....who's gonna buy her album. jane asked her if she like the way she was portrayed on camera and she said it was true to who she was. JANE WAS TRYING TO HELP U OUT DUMB-ASS! oh well, i think shes the least liked person on the series EVER! i bet u 5 dollars that people like/will like Omarosa over her. CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON 5. DID YOU SEE THE PREVIEWS? YAE!!!


oh yeah,...inferno.......why is it that the good guys always take the punks way out? landon could have chosen ct or the midget abe. why do they do this? i miss coral!!! oh yeah, ct lost so many cool points. he's hot but he's a butt-munch.

okay,....i will check in later this week. gotta go pay some bills. (notice no pic of me in the profile? yeah, didn't pay the web site bill) HOLLA!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

yuck tv....blah blah blah...yada yada yada

I know it's been a while....but this MORNING thing has been "beating a sistah down." I should actually be in bed now. Blogging is so addictive. You know how you are supposed to work out and feel good about yourself but instead you eat loads of junk, watch tv and fall asleep only to wake up feeling guilty? Well,...that's how I feel when I don't blog often. (I know,....I should workout, right?.....oh well) Okay so,....here's a mindfull.....

INFERNO

Did I tell you I hate Veronica and her boyfriend Rachel? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THEM DOWN?! I am so sick of people PUNKING OUT!!!!!! Why do they even invite boney ass people to even play in these games? JUST ONCE....I would like them to REALLY pair up equals on EACH team. ONCE!!! Why did Julie go with the team? The BAD ASS team cheated, why does it matter anymore who's doing what? THEY ALL MAKE ME SICK!! and Why is Landon such a DOOF? just asking.....I see why Mary loves Dave so much. He's the only one with COMMON SENSE. Lord, they work my nerve.

On to BRITNEY.......
This bitch really makes me sick. Did you see ANY of her special on UPN? She is so obnoxiously arrogant. She's an egomaniac. Didn't know for sure but her little show definitely confirmed that BRITNEY IS REALLY A DUMB ASS. I turned the channel....IMMEDIATELY!

*****CAN'T BELIEVE I STAYED UP FOR THIS CRAP******

I fell asleep before GIRLFRIENDS aired and I heard it was GOOD!!! Someone please fill me in.

JOSH tagged me.....So NOW I have to do a top 10 list of the things I love....

10. My New Job (Since it's work....it had to be 10)
09. My Car
08.THE TUBES (COUCH POTATO CITY BABY)
07.SLEEPING
06.BLOGGING
05.ART
04.Seeing my BIG head sis and THE NEICE (why did I have to sing that Ray Charles i before e, except after c song to type that? I'm such a sped)
03.COCKTAILS with friends (SOCIALIZING)
02.blowing an endless supply of mulah on whatever I WANT!
01. Uumm.......SEX (ps. there are rules that apply.....size DOES matter)

Okay, ya got me and I shall tag.....Mary, G and THE DIVAS (Diva, Wise Diva, FUNK DEEVA and Diva in the Scrubs) *****licking my tongue @ u***** UR IT!

MMMKay......so what else is there? Well, I love being the boss at my new job. A couple of people have advised me to toughen up. They say I'm too nice. I guess I should get in touch with my inner BITCH! I used to be so self centered and self absorbed. Hmm.....I wonder what happened to that girl? I thought I didn't care STILL. I thought I could still be the BITCH I love so much. What's happening to me? Why oh why are they calling me......NICE!!!!???? EEEWWWW!!! I HAVE COOTIES NOW!!!! I wanna throw up.....NICE?

SINCE WHEN WAS BEING NICE A CRIME? WHY MUST I BITCH? THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ASK..... THEY SO WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M AN ANGRY BITCH. ONCE SHE'S UNLEASHED...... OYE!!!

ANYWAY....The morning show with Jazz is starting to warm up. Today, I had like 6 lattes. I WAS HYPE!!!! (guess that's why I am still awake) I am such a crackhead.


Did anyone see ANTM? I couldn't believe they sent Brittney home. ....and what was up with the dude with the hard on during the shoot? PERVERT!

Anyway,...I'm gonna get to your blogs this week.....I PROMISE!!!! (pinky)

LOVE U GUYS!!!!!! JAZZY

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

GOD IS "DA BOMB!!"

Y'all, I am literally in a dark room....hiding out just to post this entry. I'm in training. I apologize for keeping you guys out on a limb like that, but check it......



I GOT A NEW JOB!!!!!!

GOD HOOKED ME UP! I AM THE PROGRAM DIRECTOR AND MORNING SHOW JOCK FOR A NEW RADIO STATION. WE LAUNCHED IT YESTERDAY.

I am so excited because I'd been praying for a gig with this radio group .....but I never expected to be Program Director or even do mornings.

I HATE MORNINGS!!!! I'M A SLEEP IN SISTA!

But I betcha I'll be gettin' my butt up errday....
draggin' into work....
and inhaling a gallon of coffee.....
TO WHIP THE COMPETITION AND ENSURE THE POWERS THAT BE,
THAT THEY MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.


I SHALL REPRESENT!!

Gotta get back to work before they send out a search party. I'll explain everything this weekend. I love you all. I pray for you all. I appreciate you as well. Thank you for always being the support that I need to "keep on keeping on"

ps. the inferno was disappointing.....i hate brad lost.
i did predict that the miz would win the life sheild but my spidey senses were off with the replacement.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I QUIT!

I HAD MY MONDAY POST AS PROMISED ALL TYPED UP AND I CLICKED THE PREVIEW BUTTON TO PROOFREAD. (SOMETIMES I AM SO FILLED WITH EMOTION....MY SPELLING IS WORSE THAN USUAL) WELL WHEN I CLICKED BACK TO THE MAIN SCREEN TO PUBLISH....IT WAS GONE. WTF! SO, I WILL HAVE TO GO IN DETAIL LATER. JUST KNOW THAT GOD ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AND I HAVE QUIT MY JOB!!!
THANKYOU LORD!!!!

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

OKAY OKAY....I'M BLOGGIN' ALREADY

CASEY FUSSED AT ME FOR NOT UPDATING MY POSTS BUT THE THING IS....
THE GOOD NEWS IS IN THE MAKING AND THE WRONG READERS CAN'T KNOW ABOUT IT BEFORE IT'S TIME.....
WHICH IS REAL SOON.
(WHAT'S UP WITH CO WORKERS AND BOSSES SNOOPING ANYWAY? THEY NEED TO BE WORKING.....LIKE I AM NOW ***TEEHEE***)
I JUST KNOW THAT I AM UBER EXCITED AND HAPPIER THAN I HAVE BEEN IN A LONG TIME. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS OPTIMISTIC SINCE I BOUGHT A LOTTO TICKET AND HIT THE LOTTERY......
(OH,...DID I TELL U,..... I HIT THE POWERBALL? YEP....."2" DOLLARS RICHER)


SO ANYWAY, CASEY DECIDES TO GUESS THE NEWS AND GOES....
"U'R PREGNANT!"

**********JAW DROPPING SILENCE***********

JUST BECAUSE I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUNT DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA GO OUT AND GET ONE. EEWWW, YUCK!! I LOVE THAT KIDS BELONG TO OTHER PEOPLE. I PLAY AND GIVE THEM BACK.....QUICKLY. MY SISTER CLAIMS SHE'S GONNA GET ME IN SHAPE TO BABYSIT. SHE ACTUALLY THINKS SHE'S GONNA GET ME TO CHANGE A DIAPER. I TOLD HER..."THAT'S WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR!" THE COOL FUNKY ECCENTRIC AUNT IS ONLY THERE FOR FUN & GIGGLES ((.)PERIOD(!!!) EXCLAMATION POINT)

SO,....UNTIL I CAN SPILL THE BEANS
....HMM
.....I KNOW
......MY FAVORITE
...........


OOOUUUU!



LET'S BITCH ABOUT THE INFERNO!!!

MMKAY SO,....WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM LAST NIGHTS INFERNO?


U DO DIRT, U GET DIRT!
U LAY IN BED W/ DOGS...U GET FLEAS
UUUHHH.....BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER


....AND UHHH.....SHIT! OKAY, I'M DONE.


TONYA WAS A BITCH TO BETH WHO WAS A BITCH ANYWAY BUT WAS WRONGLY BITCHED AT IN THE INFERNO. NOW....TONYAS BITCH POSSE (WE HATE U, VERONICA; VERONICAS BOYFRIEND, RACHEL; AND RALPH MOUTH TINA) HAS TURNED ON HER AND IT DOESN'T FEEL SO NICE. TONYAS SAYING SHE'S DONE WITH THEM (THE BITCH POSSE) PICKING AT HER AND SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE,....SO,....TONYA IS CLAIMING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER INNER BITCH AND LET THE BITCHIN' BEGIN. MEANWHILE.....DRAMA QUEEN DAN...THE MALE BITCH THAT TOOK UP FOR THE BITCH TONYA....WENT OFF..."KINDA" ON THE REST OF THE BITCH POSSE. HE OF COURSE, WAS IGNORED BECAUSE THE MIZ IS AGAIN GOING INTO THE INFERNO.


THE BITCHES!!!


***notice how many times the word BITCH was used in the previews?***


(just wanted to point that out)

I PUT THE TAPE ON SLOW MO TO GUESS THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT EPISODE. I PREDICT THAT MIKE WILL WIN THE LIFE SHEILD AND LANDON WILL GO IN AND LOSE IN THE INFERNO TO ABE.

ANYWAZ....I LOVE CAMERON DIAZ BUT COME ON....HER SHOW SUCKS. I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT SHES TRYING TO DO. SHE'S TRYING TO TEACH US ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND HOW TO PRESERVE IT. GREAT CONCEPT!! BUT ALL SHE SUCCEEDS IN DOING IS MAKING ME HATE HER FOR SHOWING OFF HER LONG ASS VACATION FOOTAGE OF HER TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD with her RICH PERFECT FRIENDS.


she makes me sick
.....PERFECT BITCH!!!
***mouth poked out, rolling eyes*****


no seriously....i love ya cam.

OH YEAH, AND MTV'S JOCKING A NEW GROUP. I WAS HAPPY THAT THE MIKE JONES BJ WAS OVER BUT NOW.....BLOC PARTY? COME ON PEOPLE.....THEY SUCK!!! OK....JUST THE LEAD SINGER. HE CAN'T SING AND HE TOTALLY TRIES TO BITE ROBERT SMITH OF THE CURE. HEY BLOC PARTY....U MAY BE YOUNGER, BUT YOU'RE NO CURE!!! (DID THAT COME OUT RIGHT?......ANYWAY)

THESE BANDS WOULD HATE ME. I THINK PRINCE FANS ARE PERFECTIONISTS......JUST LIKE PRINCE. IF YOU ARE GONNA BRING IT......BRING IT WITH THE PHONK!!! BE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME!!!

OK....ON TO UPN.....

HAS ANYONE WATCHED GIRLFRIENDS LATELY?


NEVA PLAY A PLAYA BECAUSE U GETZ PLAYED!


WHAT U DO, WILL COME BACK TO U!


AND UUHHHH.......OKAY, OKAY....I'LL STOP. (teehee)


WELL LYNN (THE SLUT WE ALL LOVE) HAS BEEN GETTING SERVED BY TRICKY. SHE BOASTED ABOUT THEIR OPEN RELATIONSHIP AND HOW MUCH THEY ARE ALIKE BUT WHEN SHE SAW HIM WITH OTHER WOMEN.....SHE WAS TICKED OFF. TRICKY IS A PLAYA! I HOPE THEY KEEP HIM ON THE SHOW. SHE SINGS REALLY WELL. WHY DID THEY BREAK UP WILLIAM AND JOAN? THEY WERE TOO PERFECT. DID U KNOW THAT KELSEY GRAMMER IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THAT SHOW?


LET ME REPHRASE THAT......DID U KNOW THAT KELSEY GRAMMER OF FRASIER, WAS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF A SHOW ON UPN?


HHMM....WHO'D A THUNK IT!


AND AM I WRONG FOR LOVING TONI? SHE'S MY FAVORITE. SHE'S SO SELFISH AND MAKES NO APOLOGIES.


PEOPLE SAY SELFISH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.


IT'S NOT THAT BAD


.........NOT THAT BAD.

OH WELL, ON TO OTHER NEWS


..... MY ART IS IN A STORE AND THEY PUT IT IN THE FRONT WINDOW.


OKAY,....I DO HAVE A COMPLAINT. I'M SORRY....BUT I DO. (GUESS IT'S THE SELFISHNESS)


I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE LET ME DECORATE THE WINDOW. MY STUFF IS KINDA THROWN IN THE WINDOW.


WHAT WOULD U DO? I WANNA ASK IF I CAN HOOK IT UP BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THE OWNERS WILL GET TICKED OFF AND TAKE IT ALL OUT.......I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ASK JESUS. TONI'S GEEZ-US. (from GIRLFRIENDS.....teehee)

I CAN RELEASE HALF THE SECRET ON MONDAY.


Oh yeah,....Check out the latest of the the neice. I'm so in love, and the best part........I KNOW HOW TO GIVE HER BACK!
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