Tuesday, May 17, 2005

yuck tv....blah blah blah...yada yada yada

I know it's been a while....but this MORNING thing has been "beating a sistah down." I should actually be in bed now. Blogging is so addictive. You know how you are supposed to work out and feel good about yourself but instead you eat loads of junk, watch tv and fall asleep only to wake up feeling guilty? Well,...that's how I feel when I don't blog often. (I know,....I should workout, right?.....oh well) Okay so,....here's a mindfull.....

INFERNO

Did I tell you I hate Veronica and her boyfriend Rachel? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THEM DOWN?! I am so sick of people PUNKING OUT!!!!!! Why do they even invite boney ass people to even play in these games? JUST ONCE....I would like them to REALLY pair up equals on EACH team. ONCE!!! Why did Julie go with the team? The BAD ASS team cheated, why does it matter anymore who's doing what? THEY ALL MAKE ME SICK!! and Why is Landon such a DOOF? just asking.....I see why Mary loves Dave so much. He's the only one with COMMON SENSE. Lord, they work my nerve.

On to BRITNEY.......
This bitch really makes me sick. Did you see ANY of her special on UPN? She is so obnoxiously arrogant. She's an egomaniac. Didn't know for sure but her little show definitely confirmed that BRITNEY IS REALLY A DUMB ASS. I turned the channel....IMMEDIATELY!

*****CAN'T BELIEVE I STAYED UP FOR THIS CRAP******

I fell asleep before GIRLFRIENDS aired and I heard it was GOOD!!! Someone please fill me in.

JOSH tagged me.....So NOW I have to do a top 10 list of the things I love....

10. My New Job (Since it's work....it had to be 10)
09. My Car
08.THE TUBES (COUCH POTATO CITY BABY)
07.SLEEPING
06.BLOGGING
05.ART
04.Seeing my BIG head sis and THE NEICE (why did I have to sing that Ray Charles i before e, except after c song to type that? I'm such a sped)
03.COCKTAILS with friends (SOCIALIZING)
02.blowing an endless supply of mulah on whatever I WANT!
01. Uumm.......SEX (ps. there are rules that apply.....size DOES matter)

Okay, ya got me and I shall tag.....Mary, G and THE DIVAS (Diva, Wise Diva, FUNK DEEVA and Diva in the Scrubs) *****licking my tongue @ u***** UR IT!

MMMKay......so what else is there? Well, I love being the boss at my new job. A couple of people have advised me to toughen up. They say I'm too nice. I guess I should get in touch with my inner BITCH! I used to be so self centered and self absorbed. Hmm.....I wonder what happened to that girl? I thought I didn't care STILL. I thought I could still be the BITCH I love so much. What's happening to me? Why oh why are they calling me......NICE!!!!???? EEEWWWW!!! I HAVE COOTIES NOW!!!! I wanna throw up.....NICE?

SINCE WHEN WAS BEING NICE A CRIME? WHY MUST I BITCH? THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ASK..... THEY SO WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M AN ANGRY BITCH. ONCE SHE'S UNLEASHED...... OYE!!!

ANYWAY....The morning show with Jazz is starting to warm up. Today, I had like 6 lattes. I WAS HYPE!!!! (guess that's why I am still awake) I am such a crackhead.


Did anyone see ANTM? I couldn't believe they sent Brittney home. ....and what was up with the dude with the hard on during the shoot? PERVERT!

Anyway,...I'm gonna get to your blogs this week.....I PROMISE!!!! (pinky)

LOVE U GUYS!!!!!! JAZZY

32 comments:

Sid said...

LOL @ your 6 lattes!

Glad to hear the new job is working out!

And yeah, it's unfortunate, but nice is a dirty word out in the real world, cuz b*tches think they can just roll all over you. B*tches!

Funkeedva said...

Thank you VERY MUCH for telling me that Brittney went home! I didn't see it :) UGH! You nice trick :) lol

Missed you girl...glad you've been enjoying the show. I will be in ATL on Sunday.....:)

ManNMotion said...

Whoa, I haven't come by here in a few months. Look at all that's happened!

Dayrell said...

NICE! You serious! Shoot, then can you be MY boss? LOL.

muffin said...

6 lattes? you sound like me. thanks for the inferno update even though all you said was how much you hate veronica and rachel. lol i expect a more detailed post next week hun!

Diva said...

Jazz you are a NUT! LOL I'm glad you posted cuz I was fiendin'!!! Did I spell that right? Fiendin' or feindin'or...shit whatever, you know what I mean. :-D
I am still so very happy for you and your new gig. Okay so I'm tagged to do the list...cool, I'm on it. Funkeedva will be in ATL on Sunday...I'll be there in July!!!! Yea! Can't wait girl. I'll holla and let you know what's the deal-e-o. Kisses!

Nikki said...

I'm glad you're enjoying your new gig. And yeah, folks think that when you're nice they can run over you. You might need to woMAN up on a mofo (but in a calm manner) at the office so they can see that you ain't to be flexed with.

Casey said...

You gotta work on the late night-early morning combination.. But, I know it is a habit to break.

oh yeah.. you don't need to change.. I like ya just the way you are..

Bullet Proof Diva said...

Oh, no you di'ent! You betta be glaad I got diva love for you, or else i would be cyber thumpin you for taggin me! LOL

I am soo happy to see you posting! Keep up the good work in the new gig!..I think sometimes you can find the perfect balance of bitchy and benevolence, just don't start crackin skulls ...unless they have it coming!

G. Cornelius Harris said...

I gotcha...I'll keep you posted

Mary said...

Can I make it 10 things I don't love? Because I haven't been in a lovable mood lately. Hmmm.

The Inferno is boring as hell, same ol same ol. Dan said on his blog that none of the usual suspects will be on the new one. We'll see 'bout that!

Phin Samuels said...

Let your inner bitch go.

Rhonda said...

Inferno
Girl Veronica and her boyfriend are driving me nuts too. Skeeming little bitches. I really wish I was on the show with them!!

Britney
OMG I watched it for like uummm 10 minutes and that is all I could take. I used to think she would be cool to be friends with but after the 10 minutes I spent with her..........NO!

ANTM
I didn't care who they sent home as long as it wasnt Naima. YOU GO GIRL! I am so glad she won. I had pegged her from the get go. She is fierce as Tyra would say!

Congrats on the new job. Glad to hear your settling in nicely.

courtneyelizabeth said...

Fat cosign on that inferno madness....smh...it's a bust

Me said...

The whole nice thing reminds me of a conversation I had with my friend asking me if I was OK because I hadn't cursed all conversation. LOL

I didn't know whether to laugh or be mad that one of my peeps would ask what's wrong because I didn't use a profanity. I don't curse that damn much.

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

Hasn't Rachel been sent home every time she's been on one of these shows...I can't stand her

Toya said...

congrats ont eh new job again! i havent watched the inferno at all this season...i really cant stand veronica....ever since the road rules semester at sea....i have no clue that being nice is a crime...i mean you can be nice, but you can be very stern too, you know, not taking any mess off no one...but maybe they're viewing your niceness as a weakness and that might not even be true...

Jdid said...

yea nice bosses finish last, you got to be tough

Brownsoul said...

Glad the job is going great Jazz! Nothing wrong with being nice...sometimes, haha! I think I slept through most of the good television this week. Dang this ATL life!

Dee said...

Now ms. Jazz you are wrong!!! LOL you could have warned me that I was IT!!! You got me....now i'm on the "late freight" LMAO

I still don't know how to "link" but I gave you your props...LOL

Funny you didn't even mention that I had been "tagged" in our lil e-mail exchange..........

JM said...

YAY!! Great list! and I agree, size DOES matter haha. Congrats on the new job hon:) Gives you more mulah to spend on em.. umm.. I mean you.

Fresh said...
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Fresh said...

I'll be so happy when Britney finally has a backlash.

But anyways, Miss! I couldn't help but notice that you said you were from both Albany and Atlanta. Although I'm not from either, I was in Albany for school! I used to work at that dreaded Call Tech call center. I think it's interesting to see that the net isn't so big after all...

Lambchop said...

I'm loving favorites #2!! You know I lost my mind this weekend!

I think it's okay to be the nice boss as long as you dont take no Sh**! If everyone is cool and doing what needs to be done, reward them with a warm smile. If they're messin up, let your inner bitch out and do what you got to do!

Lambchop~

Diva said...

Just checkin' on ya. I know you're mad busy, but I gotta know how the ATL Diva is doing! :-) Hope all is well boo. Love ya! Oh, by the way, I'll be there July 14-17. (hee hee)

Honey said...

Wow, I hadn't been here in a minute and came by to see how you're doing. I see you done been to the mountain and back. Bless your heart. I hope things work out the best possible way for you. Stay Blessed!

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