Tuesday, May 03, 2005

OKAY OKAY....I'M BLOGGIN' ALREADY

CASEY FUSSED AT ME FOR NOT UPDATING MY POSTS BUT THE THING IS....
THE GOOD NEWS IS IN THE MAKING AND THE WRONG READERS CAN'T KNOW ABOUT IT BEFORE IT'S TIME.....
WHICH IS REAL SOON.
(WHAT'S UP WITH CO WORKERS AND BOSSES SNOOPING ANYWAY? THEY NEED TO BE WORKING.....LIKE I AM NOW ***TEEHEE***)
I JUST KNOW THAT I AM UBER EXCITED AND HAPPIER THAN I HAVE BEEN IN A LONG TIME. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS OPTIMISTIC SINCE I BOUGHT A LOTTO TICKET AND HIT THE LOTTERY......
(OH,...DID I TELL U,..... I HIT THE POWERBALL? YEP....."2" DOLLARS RICHER)


SO ANYWAY, CASEY DECIDES TO GUESS THE NEWS AND GOES....
"U'R PREGNANT!"

**********JAW DROPPING SILENCE***********

JUST BECAUSE I AM PROUD TO BE AN AUNT DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA GO OUT AND GET ONE. EEWWW, YUCK!! I LOVE THAT KIDS BELONG TO OTHER PEOPLE. I PLAY AND GIVE THEM BACK.....QUICKLY. MY SISTER CLAIMS SHE'S GONNA GET ME IN SHAPE TO BABYSIT. SHE ACTUALLY THINKS SHE'S GONNA GET ME TO CHANGE A DIAPER. I TOLD HER..."THAT'S WHAT PARENTS ARE FOR!" THE COOL FUNKY ECCENTRIC AUNT IS ONLY THERE FOR FUN & GIGGLES ((.)PERIOD(!!!) EXCLAMATION POINT)

SO,....UNTIL I CAN SPILL THE BEANS
....HMM
.....I KNOW
......MY FAVORITE
...........


OOOUUUU!



LET'S BITCH ABOUT THE INFERNO!!!

MMKAY SO,....WHAT DID WE LEARN FROM LAST NIGHTS INFERNO?


U DO DIRT, U GET DIRT!
U LAY IN BED W/ DOGS...U GET FLEAS
UUUHHH.....BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER


....AND UHHH.....SHIT! OKAY, I'M DONE.


TONYA WAS A BITCH TO BETH WHO WAS A BITCH ANYWAY BUT WAS WRONGLY BITCHED AT IN THE INFERNO. NOW....TONYAS BITCH POSSE (WE HATE U, VERONICA; VERONICAS BOYFRIEND, RACHEL; AND RALPH MOUTH TINA) HAS TURNED ON HER AND IT DOESN'T FEEL SO NICE. TONYAS SAYING SHE'S DONE WITH THEM (THE BITCH POSSE) PICKING AT HER AND SHE'S NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE,....SO,....TONYA IS CLAIMING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HER INNER BITCH AND LET THE BITCHIN' BEGIN. MEANWHILE.....DRAMA QUEEN DAN...THE MALE BITCH THAT TOOK UP FOR THE BITCH TONYA....WENT OFF..."KINDA" ON THE REST OF THE BITCH POSSE. HE OF COURSE, WAS IGNORED BECAUSE THE MIZ IS AGAIN GOING INTO THE INFERNO.


THE BITCHES!!!


***notice how many times the word BITCH was used in the previews?***


(just wanted to point that out)

I PUT THE TAPE ON SLOW MO TO GUESS THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT EPISODE. I PREDICT THAT MIKE WILL WIN THE LIFE SHEILD AND LANDON WILL GO IN AND LOSE IN THE INFERNO TO ABE.

ANYWAZ....I LOVE CAMERON DIAZ BUT COME ON....HER SHOW SUCKS. I REALLY APPRECIATE WHAT SHES TRYING TO DO. SHE'S TRYING TO TEACH US ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND HOW TO PRESERVE IT. GREAT CONCEPT!! BUT ALL SHE SUCCEEDS IN DOING IS MAKING ME HATE HER FOR SHOWING OFF HER LONG ASS VACATION FOOTAGE OF HER TRAVELS ALL OVER THE WORLD with her RICH PERFECT FRIENDS.


she makes me sick
.....PERFECT BITCH!!!
***mouth poked out, rolling eyes*****


no seriously....i love ya cam.

OH YEAH, AND MTV'S JOCKING A NEW GROUP. I WAS HAPPY THAT THE MIKE JONES BJ WAS OVER BUT NOW.....BLOC PARTY? COME ON PEOPLE.....THEY SUCK!!! OK....JUST THE LEAD SINGER. HE CAN'T SING AND HE TOTALLY TRIES TO BITE ROBERT SMITH OF THE CURE. HEY BLOC PARTY....U MAY BE YOUNGER, BUT YOU'RE NO CURE!!! (DID THAT COME OUT RIGHT?......ANYWAY)

THESE BANDS WOULD HATE ME. I THINK PRINCE FANS ARE PERFECTIONISTS......JUST LIKE PRINCE. IF YOU ARE GONNA BRING IT......BRING IT WITH THE PHONK!!! BE ON TOP OF YOUR GAME!!!

OK....ON TO UPN.....

HAS ANYONE WATCHED GIRLFRIENDS LATELY?


NEVA PLAY A PLAYA BECAUSE U GETZ PLAYED!


WHAT U DO, WILL COME BACK TO U!


AND UUHHHH.......OKAY, OKAY....I'LL STOP. (teehee)


WELL LYNN (THE SLUT WE ALL LOVE) HAS BEEN GETTING SERVED BY TRICKY. SHE BOASTED ABOUT THEIR OPEN RELATIONSHIP AND HOW MUCH THEY ARE ALIKE BUT WHEN SHE SAW HIM WITH OTHER WOMEN.....SHE WAS TICKED OFF. TRICKY IS A PLAYA! I HOPE THEY KEEP HIM ON THE SHOW. SHE SINGS REALLY WELL. WHY DID THEY BREAK UP WILLIAM AND JOAN? THEY WERE TOO PERFECT. DID U KNOW THAT KELSEY GRAMMER IS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THAT SHOW?


LET ME REPHRASE THAT......DID U KNOW THAT KELSEY GRAMMER OF FRASIER, WAS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF A SHOW ON UPN?


HHMM....WHO'D A THUNK IT!


AND AM I WRONG FOR LOVING TONI? SHE'S MY FAVORITE. SHE'S SO SELFISH AND MAKES NO APOLOGIES.


PEOPLE SAY SELFISH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING.


IT'S NOT THAT BAD


.........NOT THAT BAD.

OH WELL, ON TO OTHER NEWS


..... MY ART IS IN A STORE AND THEY PUT IT IN THE FRONT WINDOW.


OKAY,....I DO HAVE A COMPLAINT. I'M SORRY....BUT I DO. (GUESS IT'S THE SELFISHNESS)


I WISH THEY WOULD HAVE LET ME DECORATE THE WINDOW. MY STUFF IS KINDA THROWN IN THE WINDOW.


WHAT WOULD U DO? I WANNA ASK IF I CAN HOOK IT UP BUT I'M AFRAID THAT THE OWNERS WILL GET TICKED OFF AND TAKE IT ALL OUT.......I DON'T KNOW, I'LL ASK JESUS. TONI'S GEEZ-US. (from GIRLFRIENDS.....teehee)

I CAN RELEASE HALF THE SECRET ON MONDAY.


Oh yeah,....Check out the latest of the the neice. I'm so in love, and the best part........I KNOW HOW TO GIVE HER BACK!
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34 comments:

Casey said...

Jazz I had to get something to read, or else my life would be, uhh.. blogless.. lol.. I should of dragged the news on out of you while I had a chance..

**Thanks for posting for me**
now I will take alittle of my own advice and update my blog..

The Nappyheaded Pensieve said...

Yaaaaaaaaaay! Updates, nothing substantial to add, I'm just happy you updated,I was having withdrawal symptoms. lol! And the niece is PRECIOUS!!

Nikki said...

I knew about Kelsey being the executive producer since the very first episode of Girlfriends. Also I kinda felt bad for Lynn because usually she's the dumpee or shits over men that she dates, but this time she felt what it was like to be on the other side of the coin.

And your niece is such a cutie!!

Brownsoul said...

LMAO @ Casey asking you if you were pregnant...it's good to see a new post, though.

Reality t.v. is sooooo addictive. Cuz now, you don't have to talk about a character you hate....you know these folks aren't actors, so they can rightfully be hated. LOL!

That little one is oh so precious. I'm with you....play, then give 'em back...quick, fast, and in a hurry!

SunShyn said...

good to see you again...she is such a sweety...

I'm mad at you for 'half of the surprise on monday'...

Shelia said...

GIRLFRIENDS is one of my favorite shows. I work nights now so I miss all the good shows.

muffin said...

girl this was a lot for one post!

1. glad to get my usual inferno update

2. where is your art? what store?

princessdominique said...

What a cutie! And I feel you on the bosses and blogs. Wrote a little article about it on thehiplist.net. Take your time Jazz, we'll be here.

Apocalypse said...

Too cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lambchop said...

Your niece is so adorable!!! I love looking at them cooo and yawn and then I love watching them go back to thier parents.

I missed this last Girlfriends. I wish I hadnt cause it looks like it was good!

Blessings!

Anonymous said...

Mister Bachelor (http://www.thebachelorblog.com) Says:

Mister Bachelor clicks on your neece! Beautiful!

Me said...

Chyyyyyle, you ain't never lied. The best part about other people babies is I can smell them (nothing like the new baby smell) and return them when I am finished.

"Here. Thank you."

courtneyelizabeth said...

girl....that's exactly what i was thinkin about Cameron's show...lol...ah well....

and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on Tonya...she gets what she deserves...and she IS a little psychotic...lo

Dayrell said...

Lovin' the pic. Oh and I like Girlfriends a lot more these days with Tricky on it...I'm with you...they need to keep him. :)

Liza Valentino said...

Toni is my favorite too and folks always have something to say when I say that! Like "she's such a bitch" or "selfish ass Toni?" DAMN real. That's muh girl. Although, after watching the all day marathon BET had recently, she may just have to share with Maya because she cracks me the hell up. Tricky is so damn ugly but he is smooth and all hell.

Darling pic. and lmao@ "i know how to give her back" ain't that the truth?!

jirzygurl said...

DANG!!! I hate knowing that there is a secret if I don't know the secret.... LOL!
The niece is adoooooooooorable... so tute!
and I think you should ask about hooking up the window but in a tactful way... start out with a compliment like I love how you framed my work! I was thinking that maybe WE could add... to really accentuate it.

Mary said...

Awwwwww she's beautiful!! You are such a great Auntie. :)

Funkeedva said...

OMG I love her! :) xoxoxooxox

Bullet Proof Diva said...

this has GOT to be a blog record for bitches in one post...I love it!

that baby needs to have a warning on her pic...she causes baby fever (meep!) must fight urge to procreate....argh!

she is so beautiful!

Shelia said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog...:)

G. Cornelius Harris said...

She is beautiful...I love kids...Especially when there sleep...I'll keep you posted

The Humanity Critic said...

Yep, those reality shows are very adictive.

sj-the-infamous said...

Jazz said: "THE COOL FUNKY ECCENTRIC AUNT IS ONLY THERE FOR FUN & GIGGLES ((.)PERIOD(!!!) EXCLAMATION POINT)"

sj says: EXACTLY!! LOLOLOL

Love my niece and nephews like no other, but let lose the act right -- Auntie Stephanie drops their azzes right back home. Fun time is OVA LOL And never change a diaper, as you said -- that's what parents are for!! LMAO

Dee said...

Ms. JAZZ I'm happy for you and I can't wait to hear the news!!
But dam you still need to blog!!! LOL You know you have "DAILY" stalkers...I mean fans I mean readers.......
your neice is too cute. Wait til she's older and you will be the best thing since sliced cheese! At least that's what my auntie was/is!!!

Shirazi said...

Good thing that you are in love with lil angle. You can love her for the rest of her life and see what your love make of her. Cute.

Sunnchine said...

Awwww, the little baby is tooooo cute! So cute!

As far as Girlfriends, you're right. It'll be interesting to see what becomes of Lynn and Tricky. And Toni is a good character, but she's my second favorite behind Joan. Joan cracks me up because she's so goofy sometimes and I love that!

*tapping foot, patiently waiting until monday*

Melinda said...

Love the "proud Auntie" pic! O babies, love em! Love the inferno! Love Girlfriends (altho i have to watch the syndication of it, i always miss the new episodes) I was suprised about KELSEY was the producer. I was also suprised that "joan" is diana rosses daughter.

Cassandra said...

Aww, how cute is she! Your niece is absolutely adorable!

Yolanda said...

Okay, Jazz, I was soooo ready to post this long comment hitting on everythang but Inferno. And what happened, you might ask? Simple: The pic of your niece. I forgot everything I wanted to say. I was too busy ooohing and ahhhhing. LOL She is sooo beautiful. I can see why you're the proud auntie.

Can't wait to hear the Monday news!

coley said...

Hey Ms. Jazz....

Just passing through, wanted to say Wazzup and your niece is absolutely beautiful! I **love** babies!!! :)

Phin Samuels said...

Sorry I haven't been able to keep up with the Inferno this season.

Your niece is a cutie pie.

tish1115 said...

She's a cutie!

Chlora said...

Just wanted to say great job, nice blog!

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