Monday, December 25, 2006

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

HI ALL! Well, things are getting worse at work so far but...I'm using it as a motivational tool to get my ish together. This year...2007 will be my year. (don't we say that every year?) I mean it...really. I feel like I'm being backed into a corner. I'm coming out swinging....BET!

I have so much to tell you in the coming year....HANG TIGHT and stay with me....we're in for a bumpy ride.

LOVE YA!! Jazzy

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING

Hi Ya All! It's been a minute, hunh? I apologize. I got tired of the pity party and I didn't want to post again until I got the emotional stink off. I absorb the energy of others and I didn't want to bring anyone else down. I apologize again.

So, what's been up? Other than some anonymous a-hole posting a f~ing book on the blog dispite the passcode....I've been good.

I don't have most of the Christmas shopping done. It seems like I used to have more money to work with or something and I'm making more and spending less....What's that about?

I've been dieting...AGAIN! Why can't I be like the French? Indulge in the beauty of life IN MODERATION. I have no control. Well, I take that back. I can only control it if I have NONE. MEPathetic...but true. Oh well, I'm on a do without mission until the many fabulous MEs meet as one. (if you are fluffy...you understand) OMG! DID YOU SEE THE BIGGEST LOSER FINALE? AMAZING!!

My station currently is ALL CHRISTMAS and it is driving me a little nuts. 24/7 with a hundred variations of Jingle Bells...it's driving me mad! at the same time...I Love it! I'm totally weird.

Anyway...GOOD NEWS! Before the boss left...he made it possible so that I get a lap top. It's so cool. So you will definitely see more posts.

I'll post with some holiday pics soon.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

I'VE GOT THE BLUES

Hi ya everyone. Well, the 2 of you that are still checkin' up on me to make sure I'm still a f~ing live. Anyway....I know it's my fault.

I'm still dealing with the boss situation because it's come to my attention that he'd been protecting us for the longest time. Apparently, alot of us were to be fired and he'd just find inventive ways to cut the budget instead. He called me the other day and sensed a sadness. He would never say if anything were wrong but I think I have a way of reading things like that in people. Anyway....I can tell he misses us too. He and his girlfriend are like family. Is that crazy?

anywaz....

My love life ain't to lovely these days. I love working. It's my therapy. (who says this shit) But it is. I know that I have neglected my boyfriend alot in the process but I'm on a mission. There's money to be made and also...I've got my eyes on a market closer to home. So, I MuST bust my ass to make this station a hit and impress the right people. Am I wrong?

I know he's frustrated and I can't help that. One thing I can help is the words that utter from my lips. I never say anything that I will have to apologize for later. I don't dish out what I can take. What do you do when someone fucks up in the middle of a discussion and says something that they claim later, they didn't mean? How can you act is if it were a joke or never uttered at all? Is sorry enough? I'm at a loss.

Monday, October 16, 2006

THE BOSS

So, the whole deal with the cool boss is over. We gave him a hellava send off bash. It got really crazy at the end. We are a group that loves to party so we gave him one. We tried to roast him but everyone kept getting choked up.....even your girl. It felt like someone was dead. The cool boss would get in our shit when we needed it but cut up with us and joke around. He was a friend. He said he felt like I would never come to visit him but...I promised him I would. Even though it is BUSH country and only like 4% Black (Corpus Cristi). I'll visit. Anyway,..I feel like you guys don't really know how fun this guy is so I've captured some footage of him and I will load it up on youtube (first timer) and hopefully....I can show ya what I mean.

I think I've got it....
The boss is the one that looks thin. (teehee)

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

CRAZY SHIT'S AFOOT AT THE CIRCLE K!

GET THIS.....

You know this job that I love so much with the boss that is so kick ass has been what's kept me happy. Nah, I haven't blogged much as a result but I've learned lots and had hella fun. Well, today...boss calls a meeting and tells everyone that he's got a promotion and he will be moving to Texas! Texas! FUCKING BUSH COUNTRY!? YUCK! I'm happy for him and saddened my the loss. Never had a boss I actually liked. He actually acknowledged on a daily, what I brought to the table. I never felt so appreciated. I knew it was too good to be true. I feel qweazy. I don't want to talk about out it or blog about it.... I NEED A DRINK.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

DANG IT! THEY GOT ME!

I hate stuff like this sometimes. A good friend of mine asked me to do this so, if you see this....I'd like it if you did it, too. Okay so, I had to post 6 weird things/habits/truths about myself. This what I can think of right now.

Hmm....6 weird things/habits/truths about me.....
1.I got 3 traffic tickets fixed this year.
2. I have a weird gag reflex....smells and gross things make me gag until I actually gag.
3.I am TERRIFIED of MARRIAGE!
4.I NEVER want ANY kids and the jury is still out on my dog. (smile...no, really!)
5. I secretly watch FLAVA OF LOVE....eventhough I swore I wouldn't. (i am so embarrassed)
6.When I was a kid, my dream was to be the first female NASCAR winner. (hence the tickets)

Okay....Luke, G. Cornelious, Mary, Nikki and ANYONE WHO READS THIS.....YOU'RE IT! YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED!

Sunday, August 20, 2006

ODE TO OLD SCHOOL!

Questionmark Asylum - Hey Look Away

Okay so, I know you guys probably don't remember this video....except maybe Humanity Critic. Anyway, I think I was like one of the few that purchased this cd. I miss old school hip hop. The crap that's out today.....HURTS! It was either KNOWLEDGE or just plain ole FUN! No skanky video hoes....no f-ed up teeth, no ridiculus flagin' (is that the right way to spell that? you know...flage as in camouflage....they're fakin')

I could totally start a party with some of that old special ed, dougie fresh and the get fresh crew with a lotta slick rick...sprinkled with some kwame and for a little west coast flava....how about pharcyde and souls of mischeif? this stuff gets overlooked on a daily. the guy that does the mix show on our hip hop station always plays the most back woods ghetto stuff he can find. kids love it but i crave OLD SCHOOL.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

ONE WORD!




Mm-kay, so I was working on some show prep for my morning show and stumbled upon this photo that made me throw up a little. One word,......EWW!

Friday, August 04, 2006

Y'ALL, PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR F-ING MINDS!!!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ISH?


RadioOnlineNews.com
Star Files $55M Defamation Suit Against NY Councilman
Former WWPR-FM (Power 105.1)/New York morning host Star (aka Troi Torain) has filed a $55 million defamation lawsuit against New York City Councilman John C. Liu. He claims Liu defamed his reputation by labeling him a "pedophile" and demanding that he be fired following his May 3 broadcast when he made on-air threats against rival D.J. Envy's wife and two children.
Late last month, a judge has dismissed criminal charges against Star, as long as he can stay out of further trouble for six months. He was arrested in May on charges of harassment and endangering the welfare of a child. Star was fired May 10 from WWPR then arrested after part of his on-air tirade included threats to sexually abuse and urinate on the 4-year-old daughter of Envy.
According to the suit, "No reasonable person or listener could have believed (Torain's) statements to be an actual threat when viewed in their entire context." With that in mind, Star wants Liu to pay for calling him a "sick racist pedophile," a "lunatic" and a "criminal," among other names, in public statements and on cable TV shows.
Meanwhile, Star's mother and retired schoolteacher, Hannah Hightower, has filed an $11 million against Emmis Radio's WQHT-FM (Hot 97)/New York claiming that morning personality Miss Jones slandered her during her on-air attacks on her son. (08-03-06)


OKAY SO FIRST OFF, I WAS NEVER A FAN OF THE SHOW. IT WAS SYNDICATED IN THE GEORGIA MARKET. ALL THEY TALKED ABOUT WAS STUFF IN NEW YORK. IT'S FINE IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK BUT ANYWHERE ELSE....???? WHO CARES!!! UNTIL, I HEARD STAR MAKING THE COMMENTS THAT HE MADE. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO POST THE AUDIO. TO ACTUALLY HEAR IT LEAVES YOU SPEECHLESS. FOR SOMEONE TO HAVE THAT KIND OF HATE OR TO EVEN THINK OF DOING THE THINGS HE MENTIONED TO AN INNOCENT 4YR OLD IS JUST.....DISGUSTING. I'M GLAD HE WAS FIRED AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW A LEGAL JUSTICE SYSTEM WITH AUDIO AND TRANSCRIPTS AT HAND COULD NOT BUILD A CASE AGAINST THIS GUY. HE'S HEARTLESS AND HE SHOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE THIS DOWN. NOW, HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SUE!? HE MENTIONED PEEING IN THE MOUTH OF A 4YR OLD!!! HELLO!!!! WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU?!! SICK BASTARD IS WHAT HE IS. JOKE OR NOT, YOU DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT OR DO THINGS LIKE THAT. DID YOU GUYS HEAR IT? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Sunday, July 30, 2006

THE X FILES


I guess I am OFFICIALLY back to blogging. I am supposed to keep up a little blog on the station site.... www.magic973radio.com but I has to be squeaky clean. Where's the fun in that? So, I need to release via blogspot.

I have so much to unload about.

SO, the night I went out with the boss, the intern #1 and some friends, I'd been having some issues with intern #1, one of my co-workers said he touched her inapropriately and my boss even said that he tried to give him a massage. I think i've got a touchy feely weirdo on my hands. I'm affectionate but believe me,...I won't hug your ass if you don't extend your arms to receive one. So, now i have to have a "talk" with him about sexual harrassment in the workplace. HELLO?! I work at a radio station. there is always a sexual innuendo in the midst. Wish me luck. I don't want to scar the 12 yr old for life. I can be brutal. teehee

Okay...this just in because the A.D.D. is in full swing.....

Just got an email from the antichrist x. It reads as follows.....

I was just reminiscing, thought about you and decided to look you up.

It would really be nice to hear from you. If you don't want to respond, it's cool. I understand. But I'm hoping that we've both moved on with no hard feelings.
(NO HARD FEELINGS!!! HE STOLE ALL MY GOLD JEWELRY, CLASS RING & ALL AND...MY STEREO AND PAWNED IT. HE'S THE REASON EVERY MAN SINCE HAS SUFFERED) We shared some really good times . . . You still making Chicken Helper every other day of the week? j/k (NOPE, IT WAS TUNA HELPER YOU ASSHOLE BECAUSE I HAD NO MONEY AND YOU ATE UP MY SHIT)
U still got Caz? (MY BELOVED DECEASED DOG THAT WAS LIKE MY CHILD THAT HE PUNCHED PUNCHED WHEN I WAS AT WORK. I WONDERED WHY HE WOULD FREAK OUT AND LEAVE THE ROOM WHENEVER HE WAS ATOUND) How's your sister, dad and cousin? I forget her name . . . How's your friend . . . the one who dates the dudes in prison . . . (THIS PARTICULAR GIRL HE IS REFERRING TO IS AN EX FRIEND THAT HE USED TO SNEAK OFF AND GET HIGH WITH)
My mom makes mention of you every now and then. (I'M SURE SHE DID, I KEPT YOU OUT OF HER HAIR....SHE WAS TRIFLIN' TOO)
As for me, life is an ongoing roller coaster. You can kinda get an idea of what I've been up to by checking me out on myspace: www.myspace.blahblahasshole or www.myspace.com/blahblahtheif . I would love to hear from you sometime. Holla back.

WHY DO THEY DO THIS? TO ME,...MOVING ON MEANS GOING ON WITH YOUR LIFE AND NEVER THINKING OF THESE PEOPLE AGAIN. NEVER CALLING THEM, LOOKING THEM UP, E-MAILING THEM....NADA! DON'T LOOK ME UP. DISAPPEAR!!!! THAT'S WHAT SEVERING TIES ARE ALL ABOUT! UNTIL I SEE MY JEWELRY OR FUNDS FROM THE SALE OF MY JEWELRY AND STEREO....I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NAME UTTERED. NOW, IT'S LIKE I'M PISSED OFF ALL OVER AGAIN. I'LL HOLLA,...I NEED SOME CLEANSING OF THIS NEGATIVITY THAT WAS THROWN AT ME.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006


It took a minute but,....FINALLY.....I got another doggie. He still reminds me of my beloved KAS but...he has a little personality all his own. Is it wrong that I wish he were a little more like KAS. Anyway,....Everyone, Meet PJ! He's a cutie with loads of energy. I work so much that it's hardly fair that I have him but I'm loving him and he's going nowhere. So, anyway....I have so much to tell you. I really need to come clean but it's 12am and I'm on at 5:30am. I can't believe I'm still awake. Can you say...CRACKHEAD?!

Anywayz.... Well, remember this look? Iiitttt'sss baaaccckk! Went to Trivia tonight in a long time since FOREVER and began to feel real NICE! Anyway, the boss came out, the intern and friends and it was ON! Here is a picture of the new intern with the boss below. He's like 12 (the intern, i mean)! He hates when I say that but he is. (actually, he's exactly 21....so, he's 12) So, anyways....the usual crew got together. Oh, By the way....I am so loving that I can now post photos via blogspot. I'm loving this. Okay,...A.D.D.....so, anyway....the boss came over to our table to brag after winning this pink umbrella which looks alot like something OTHER than a pink umbrella. teeheehee He told me to erase this picture but I had too much fun laughing my ass off. Anyway, so me and the gang were back in the mix with intern #1 ...(below) and we got a little carried away with the camera. Hey,...does blogspot limit the amount of photos you can post? I'm trying to post, yet another and....NATA!!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL AND IT IS BULLSHIT!



OH MY GOODNESS!! YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!!! SO, A FRIEND OF MINE CALLS AND WAS LIKE JAZZ...YOU WON'T BELIVE THIS BUT SOMEONE IS SELLING A WALMART BAG ON EBAY AND I SAID, "NO WAY!" AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M SERIOUS!"

AND SURE ENOUGH Y'ALL....

***SEE PICTURE***

NOW GUESS WHAT THE BIDDING WAS UP TO AT THE TIME OF THIS POST? $3,375.00....

FOR A FUCKING WALMART BAG!!!

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Condom Commercial

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL I HAVE EVER SEEN!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK WHEN I SEE BAD ASS KIDS AT A RESTAURANT OR MALL.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

TRIBUTE TO THE TUBE!

Told you I would try to do better about posting...(thanks Luke Cage).

So here's the thing,....I love TV just as much as the next guy but pahleeze....STOP making me love shows...only to rip them away from me!

The tubes have been there since the beginning. When dear old dad would get drunk and want to bitch....it was the TV that helped me tune him out. Or when a boyfriend would begin to yap on and on about...I do this for a living, I sing, rap, blah blah blah and you should worship me,...I used the tubes to tune them out. Whenever I needed to be rescued from my reality,...you were always there.

It all started when I was a kid. We'd walk to the sitters house after school and she'd have her tv tuned to NBC...just in time for another exciting episode of ANOTHER WORLD! This soap was on for decades and you cancel it? I could understand if Rachel AND Mack Corey passed away. But no,...you gave her a new husband and axed the soap. What the Hell!? Then okay so, Anne Heche left the soap as Vicky but you brought in another believable sassy DIVA that we fell in love with...only to take her away. We stuck by you as you gave Lindsay Lohan her start as Ally (she was so adorable) and Alicia Copola kicked butt as Felica Galants daughter, Lorna. You replaced Amanda's and made Carl good. I even named my beloved dog KAS after Cas "Casanova" Winthrop. Your fans loved you and the network...ganked you. Photobucket - Video and Image HostingRIP ANOTHER WORLD, All I have left is Soap Net. I will remain a loyal fan and TIVO your re-runs at 3am.

****pour a little wine on the floor.....dog licks it******

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Okay so this show was called POPULAR. It was cute like CLUELESS. Then it got all serious. That's what killed it. It wasn't on a good 2 seasons. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting THE BIG EASY!! THis show kicked ass. It was a detective agency out of New Orleans and the weird stuff that would go on there. It used to come on the the wee hours of the night on the USA Network. THat was some good TV.

AAHHH RIP BIG EASY! Surely I'm not the only one that watched this stuff.


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So, this is the serious one out of the bunch. It was just too cool not to mention. I heard the movie version with Jamie Fox and Collin Ferrill SUCKS. COme on GUys!!! Hook it up! YOu gotta do some justice. Honestly, I can't see them as Crockitt & Tubbs, anyway.
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These were the shows we loved that would make me giggle. WHY were they axed?

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting loved this show but losing it didn't hurt so much.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting If you say you didn't like the BUNDY's, I'll just stab you in the forhead because this show was the BOMB. Underdogs RULED! How can you not like that concept?

Now, there's a different world. It's funny, I watch the re-runs now and honestly...I never paid attention at the time, but it was a very socially conscious show addressing all kinds of issues from racism and drug abuse to domestic violence and sex crimes. With all that, they pulled off the light and funny. How did they do it?
RIP DIFFERENT WORLD....we could use a reunion special
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Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting This show is the reason I could never watch My Wife & Kids. We all know that Tischa Cambell is the reason the show folded. Sure, Martin went a little wacko. We remember the interviews from House Party and Martin said if he ever got his deal for his show, he was gonna hook you up and that's how you repay him? **skakin head** that's foul. RIP Marty MARR! (I wonder what ol' Cole is up to)
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingThen there were these shows. Kirstie Alley made fluffy fabulous! I wanted to buy clothes from her line. Let's not forget Dan Kortez from old school MTV's Real Sports. He was hot on that show.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Whoever wrote the script for this show should get an 80's style BITCH slap. I thought you would do the 80's justice. This show was justified in the cancelation. It should be re-vamped.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting I love this show. I'm too choked up to talk about it but when Niles and Daphennee...........I can't.......

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Which brings me to this show.....LOVE IT!!!! Remember when Debra Messing was on Ned & Stacy? See, I'm old school. Anyway...RIP WILL & GRACE!! Hopefully the network will pull a FRIENDS and give Jack and Karen spin offs. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

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Remember SQUARE PEGS?

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingWell, I guess if I had to lose that show to get this one, it was okay. Then, this one falls prey.

Now these sisters kick butt. Aaron Spelling did this one right. It's like Charlies Angels with supernatural powers so...you know it was a good show. The death of this show came about from the merger of the wb and upn network. it sucks. and considering what upn was doing to joan, mya, lynn, toni and william on girlfriends....i doubt i'll be watching the new shows.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting RIP CHARMED! I'LL BUY THE COMMEMORATIVE DVDS ALL OF THIS BITCHIN' STEMMED FROM THE LOSS OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SHOW....CHARMED! THIS ALL STARTED WITH THE MERGER OF UPN AND THE WB. WHY? IT HAD GREAT RATINGS, PLOTS AND FOUNDATION.

There are countless others from What's Happening, THat's mY Mama & GOodTimes to Maude, Dallas, Ironside...too many to list. What did you watch?

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE ME A NEILSON FAMILY? TV ISN'T WORTH IT ANYMORE. I THINK I'LL STICK TO RADIO.

I know there are so many other things to bitch about in the world but when you want to escape, there was always a sitcom to make you giggle. So this is a tribute to the tube.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

OKAY, SO....I SUCK!

I KNOW IT'S BEEN LIKE....FOREVER SINCE MY LAST POST. HONESTLY, I HAVE PUT FORTH AN ATTEMPT VIA MY PHOTOBUCKET BUT I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO ACTUALLY MAKE ANYTHING LIVE. SO,...LIKE MY B-DAY IS JUNE 21 AND I REALLY WANT TO GET BACK TO CHRONICLING MY LIFE FOR MY FAB MEMOIRS ONE DAY. (TEEHEE) I KIDD! I KIDD!

SO, SINCE MY LAST POST..... THE CONTAGIOUS GIRL GOT WELL AND GOT FIRED!!! (hell, i told y'all she was dumb as a box of hair) OH YEAH, FUNNY AND TRUE STORY.....
SO, THE BOSSES PULL HER IN THE OFFICE TO TELL HER THAT... "YEAH, YOU ARE A SWEETIE AND ALL BUT YOU AREN'T REALLY CUT OUT FOR THIS BIZ." (ps. why do they fire people after 5pm? so unfair,...anywaz) SO, DUMB GIRL SAYS, " OMG! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I REALLY HATE THIS JOB! I AM SO RELIEVED.

cut to the next day
SO, HER X-BOSS CALLS ME INTO HIS OFFICE. HE SAYS...."UMM JAZZ, HELP ME!"
I SAY,..."WHAT'S THE PROB?"
HE TAKES ME BY MY ARM AND LEADS ME TO THE SALES OFFICE AND.....

WHATTA YA KNOW..... DUMB AS A BOX OF HAIR (DUMB GIRL), IS SITTING AT HER "FORMER" DESK....ON HER "FORMER" COMPUTER. THEN HE SAYS...."SHE WON'T LEAVE. I NEED THAT DESK AND COMPUTER FOR THE NEW HIRE"

CLASSIC!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE THAT GET PAID SO MUCH MONEY CAN NOT TELL HER TO "MOVE YOUR ASS!"

HE ACTUALLY WANTED ME TO DO IT BUT YALL....IT WAS TOO FUNNY. I COULDN'T KEEP A STAIGHT FACE. THAT WAS THE CRAZIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER WITNESSED.

GUESS WHAT MADE IT WORSE? SHE GETS UP AND WALKS HER ASS TO A SALES MEETING WITH A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE THAT WERE AWARE....YET SAID NOTHING THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER WITH COMPANY. WHAT KINDA SHIT IS THAT?

CRAZY IS CONTAGIOUS!!!

SO,....SHE'S SITTING UP IN A SALES MEETING...PEOPLE SNICKERING AND ALL AND NOTHING! NO ONE SAYS A WORD, AND THE FUNNY THING IS THAT SHE HASN'T A CLUE. FINALLY,...WHEN SHE SHOWS UP THE NEXT DAY AND ATTEMTS TO SIT AT HER DESK. ONE OF THE SALESPEOPLE SAID,...UMM, THAT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S DESK NOW. SHE GOES," OH, I JUST HAVE SOME LOOSE ENDS!"

HELLO CRACKHEAD!!! IT'S OVER!!!

NEEDLESS TO SAY.....I TOTALLY STAY OUT OF HER WAY. SHE SHOULD BE AAABBBOOOUUUTTT THIS CLOSE TO GOING POSTAL.

GEEZ LOUEEZEE!

SO, I WILL BE BACK THIS WEEKEND TO BITCH ABOUT THE SHOWS THE NETWORKS HAVE CANCELED TO RUIN OUR LIVES. IT'S A MEMORIAL...IF YOU WILL.
BE BACK SOON.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

eeekk! my bad!

didn't realize that it's been a couple of months since you've heard from me. thanks funk deeva, larry and casey for your concern. i have just been working my butt off. well, the station site is up and running thanks to moi!

www.magic973radio.com

we even stream live, which is uber cool.

now, i have a station blog on the site but the cool thing about blogspot is that i can bitch about people here without them checking out my posts all the time.

having said that, lets get on to this IDIOT i work with. she's a ......i wanna say sweet but the idiot qualities stand out so much, when i see her...i just get annoyed and i mistreat her. i don't want to, like to, but it comes out of frustration.

for instance,.....

yesterday, she was just standing in the hallway of the radio stations looking stupid. i said to her, "what's up? you ok?" she, looking crazed said,"um, no. i just came from the doctor." i said,"WELL?! ...ARE YOU GONNA DIE!?" she said,"... i have tonsilitis."

i get pissed. i say, "WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! FUCKING FABULOUS! YOU GET TONSILITIS AND WHATTA YA DO? PIN YOUR ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RADIO STATION AMIST 15 DJ'S WHOS' VOICES ARE THEIR LIFE! FUCKING PERFECT!" *as i stomp down the hall leaving her as i found her....looking doe eyed and stupid*

THINK!

so, today (i've totally forgotten about yesterday in a better mood), i see her and i say, "HI!" *all cheery*

she goes in a soft, sad and dreary way,.... "hhheeyy jaazz." as she mopes on pass me and i say, "WHAT? YOU STILL SICK and AT WORK?"

she nods and says...I DON'T FEEL WELL.

I SAY...DANG IT! NOW YOU HAVE YOUR HAPPY ASS ON THE DJ SIDE OF THE BUILDING SPREADING GERMS? UUGGHH, MY VOICE IS MY LIVELYHOOD!! YOU ARE FUCKING WITH IT.

she's like,..."but i have to meet with clients, Jazz."

I SAID, GO MEET THEM. DON'T JUST STAND AROUND SPREADING THE SHIT. I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS WILL APPRECIATE IT AS WELL. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

it's annoying. why would anyone think that it's ok to just hang out with healthy beings when your ass is contagious.

i am pissed off. and yall, she's a nice girl but she is dumb as box of hair. it annoys me.

i need a drink all dam ready.



then there's tv. why did the vet's just give up? why didn't timmy just let daryl win? why do i get wrapped up in this crap every season? i don't know.

why in the HELL did Tyra get rid of that girl that looked a lot like Bridgette Bardow? She was freaking gorgeous. Okay,...she couldn't walk but the little Asian girl didn't want to even try.
****update****okay...this post has been sitting in draft for a week and the Asian girl was kicked off this week....COOL BEANS!*****

Oh yeah, the old stuff i didn't get to comment on.....

ok Project Runway....chloe had the best clothes in the finale, but santino and daniel are better designers. is it me or does it seem a that when they have no time to think, they all create better pieces? there's something to that. perfectionists that think too much and miss the point. i still think that NICK would have rocked it.


IS IT ME OR IS BRAVO & VH-1 THE NEW BLACK?! I never have to change the channel....except to the WB on Sundays for Charmed which I hear may get canceled because of the merger of the WB and the UPN network. I wonder how it's going to affect the "Urban" TV formatting on UPN. hhhmmmm.....gotta wait and see.

Has anyone been watching top chef? who knew chefs could be such snobs? they are killin' me. they were all like "i don't know how to use a microwave!" GET OVER YOURSELF!

{OH YEAH,....SAW CRAZY SICK GIRL ....AGAIN!!! I SAID..."HI, STILL MAKING PEOPLE SICK?" SHE SAID..."I'M ON MEDS" AARRGGG,....SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT. }

i could ramble on and bitch but i wanna see what you guys have been up to. i will check-in in a couple of days.

{after reading this post, i noticed spelling that is unacceptable! i apologize.}


Tuesday, January 31, 2006

TOTALLY BLOWN!

I'M HURT YA'LL!  Riding on a high of FINALLY receiving my new replacement celly after being on back order for it seems....MONTHS!  I started this diet on Jan. 1st, 2006.  NO PORK, NO RED MEAT, NO BREAD, NO PASTA & NO RICE.  It was hard.  Forget caviar dreams......I found myself dreaming of macaroni & cheese.  Crazy? I know.  Well, I was so excited to go to get weighed yesterday, only to find that I hadn't lost 1 SINGLE POUND!!!  Do you know how foul that is?  So, the doctor says,...I don't think you are eating enough.  I think your body is in starvation mode.  I'm think WTF....people who starve are body as hell.  I've heard of people as being fluffy and anorexic.  That's some ish I can't fathom.



I went on a defiant binge and had a bag o lays and some lobster rolls from THE LOBSTER.  My stomach was queasy (so it's the last binge until my b-day in june).  I forgot (legitimately forgot) to pay my light bill.  So, I had to pretty much shuffle around in the dark last night and this morning.  Only to get to work and find out..... DAMN!!!



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IN LOVING MEMORY OF CORETTA SCOTT KING




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MRS. KING WITH MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS





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REST IN PEACE!

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FUNNY...MY PROBLEMS MEAN NOTHING ALL OF A SUDDEN.  I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF MY PEOPLE,...BLACK PEOPLE.  WE'VE LOST SOMETHING, AND I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO HOW TO GET IT BACK.



......OR IS IT TOO LATE?




Monday, January 09, 2006

SAVE YOURSELVES!!! I AM A KILLER!!!

I CONFESS....I HAVE KILLED....AGAIN! FIRST IT WAS THIS http://fabfunkydiva.blogspot.com/2004/09/porcelain-god-is-serial-killer.html#comments



AND NOW......



I'M GETTING TOO CHOKED UP TO CONTINUE.....I'LL TRY.



GEEZ LOUISE! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE, GETTING ATTACHED AND BECOMING INSEPERABLE. ONLY TO LOSE, YET ANOTHER SOUL MATE.



R.I.P.



LG BABY!

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CELLY THE II



WE HAD A GOOD THING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE THIS EFFECT ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH! I FALL ASLEEP PLAYING UNO AND SCRABBLE WITH YOU. I THEN WAKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A RING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE ME. WE CAPTURED STILL AND VIDEO MOMENTS TOGETHER. YOU ARE MY CONNECTION TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. OH, LG BABY...WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN? I GAVE UP THE HOME PHONE...JUST FOR YOU. NO CHEATING! I JOINED THE BEST NETWORK...VERIZON! JUST FOR YOU. I EVEN GOT YOU THAT LEATHER JACKET YOU LOVED SO MUCH TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ELEMENTS AND STILL......



***SIGH!******



YOU DIED! I'VE LOST YOU FOREVER!



R.I.P. LG-VX8100 CELLY II





I'm waiting on the insurance settlement. TheY are sEnding anOther that's on baCk oRdEr.

Until then,......I MOURN.....AGAIN!






Thursday, January 05, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!



Now that that's outta the way, check it........



So New Year's Eve, I planned a very special night with the boyfriend.



........reservations at "The Hilton" (notice the "")



.........champagne



..........a KING'S & DIVA'S feast courtesy of Outback Steakhouse


and what happens?



I GET THE FREAKING FLU!!

*@!%#*^!

NOT COOL!



......we went anyway


i slept/coughed/froze/burned up/tossed/turned/

popped-cough drops/drank water/drank booze



can you say MISERABLE!?



I'm still sick, but on the road to recovery.


Now, on to the good stuff.....


The initial episode....I loved this guy. The more I see the show, his ego annoys me. Santino is such an EGO-MANIAC! I know that an R-TIEST must be confident when selling his work/himself, BUT COME ON! He acts like a lil TALL BITCH! Now, I find myself routing for Nick and that guy that was the menswear designer. Santino! New word for you.....HUMILITY! learn it, live it....love it!

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I know I'm late....but I just discovered INKED on A&E. I didn't think I would find it interesting. I caught the marathon this weekend and.....I LOVE IT! (sorry, forgot to upload pics)



THANK THE LORD.....NEW EPISODES OF CHARMED NEXT SUNDAY!!!!! it's been like.....FOREVER! .....i'm just sayin'
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Okay so,...OUT with Nick & Jess and IN with Travis & Shayna. I LOVE them as a couple. I think it's cool that she loves his skinny ass...tatoos, pants hanging off his ass and all. In return, he not only loves her, but treats her like a freakin' goddess. NOW THAT'S LOVE! When I watched Newlyweds....by shows end.....I was always thinking....POOR NICK! He should have gone for a brainy chick that wasn't so self absorbed. I digress.

I LOVE " MEET THE BARKERS!"

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AAHH SNAP! FORGOT PICS FOR CELEB FIT CLUB AND THE NEW FLAV PIMP DADDY SHOW.

they got it right this time because KANICKY from GREASE is gonna go BIZERK next week.

why are they getting the same characters over and over again? you know they will eventually have vanessa huckstable and kim moesha parker acting like jackee and tocarra. kanicky is gary busee. ***i am killing the spelling right now but hey,...it's midnight and i have got to do the morning show***

okay so let me just say this.....FLAVA OF LOVE is HILARIOUS! from the most ghetto to good clean and wholesome.....i couldn't stop laughing or dropping my jaw.



okay,...i gotta go. i am still at work....with a cold/flu...like a crack head. i'm goin' home. goodnight.