Tuesday, March 28, 2006

eeekk! my bad!

didn't realize that it's been a couple of months since you've heard from me. thanks funk deeva, larry and casey for your concern. i have just been working my butt off. well, the station site is up and running thanks to moi!

www.magic973radio.com

we even stream live, which is uber cool.

now, i have a station blog on the site but the cool thing about blogspot is that i can bitch about people here without them checking out my posts all the time.

having said that, lets get on to this IDIOT i work with. she's a ......i wanna say sweet but the idiot qualities stand out so much, when i see her...i just get annoyed and i mistreat her. i don't want to, like to, but it comes out of frustration.

for instance,.....

yesterday, she was just standing in the hallway of the radio stations looking stupid. i said to her, "what's up? you ok?" she, looking crazed said,"um, no. i just came from the doctor." i said,"WELL?! ...ARE YOU GONNA DIE!?" she said,"... i have tonsilitis."

i get pissed. i say, "WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! FUCKING FABULOUS! YOU GET TONSILITIS AND WHATTA YA DO? PIN YOUR ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RADIO STATION AMIST 15 DJ'S WHOS' VOICES ARE THEIR LIFE! FUCKING PERFECT!" *as i stomp down the hall leaving her as i found her....looking doe eyed and stupid*

THINK!

so, today (i've totally forgotten about yesterday in a better mood), i see her and i say, "HI!" *all cheery*

she goes in a soft, sad and dreary way,.... "hhheeyy jaazz." as she mopes on pass me and i say, "WHAT? YOU STILL SICK and AT WORK?"

she nods and says...I DON'T FEEL WELL.

I SAY...DANG IT! NOW YOU HAVE YOUR HAPPY ASS ON THE DJ SIDE OF THE BUILDING SPREADING GERMS? UUGGHH, MY VOICE IS MY LIVELYHOOD!! YOU ARE FUCKING WITH IT.

she's like,..."but i have to meet with clients, Jazz."

I SAID, GO MEET THEM. DON'T JUST STAND AROUND SPREADING THE SHIT. I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS WILL APPRECIATE IT AS WELL. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

it's annoying. why would anyone think that it's ok to just hang out with healthy beings when your ass is contagious.

i am pissed off. and yall, she's a nice girl but she is dumb as box of hair. it annoys me.

i need a drink all dam ready.



then there's tv. why did the vet's just give up? why didn't timmy just let daryl win? why do i get wrapped up in this crap every season? i don't know.

why in the HELL did Tyra get rid of that girl that looked a lot like Bridgette Bardow? She was freaking gorgeous. Okay,...she couldn't walk but the little Asian girl didn't want to even try.
****update****okay...this post has been sitting in draft for a week and the Asian girl was kicked off this week....COOL BEANS!*****

Oh yeah, the old stuff i didn't get to comment on.....

ok Project Runway....chloe had the best clothes in the finale, but santino and daniel are better designers. is it me or does it seem a that when they have no time to think, they all create better pieces? there's something to that. perfectionists that think too much and miss the point. i still think that NICK would have rocked it.


IS IT ME OR IS BRAVO & VH-1 THE NEW BLACK?! I never have to change the channel....except to the WB on Sundays for Charmed which I hear may get canceled because of the merger of the WB and the UPN network. I wonder how it's going to affect the "Urban" TV formatting on UPN. hhhmmmm.....gotta wait and see.

Has anyone been watching top chef? who knew chefs could be such snobs? they are killin' me. they were all like "i don't know how to use a microwave!" GET OVER YOURSELF!

{OH YEAH,....SAW CRAZY SICK GIRL ....AGAIN!!! I SAID..."HI, STILL MAKING PEOPLE SICK?" SHE SAID..."I'M ON MEDS" AARRGGG,....SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT. }

i could ramble on and bitch but i wanna see what you guys have been up to. i will check-in in a couple of days.

{after reading this post, i noticed spelling that is unacceptable! i apologize.}


11 comments:

melinda said...

Nice to have you back!!

I Hate when people go to work sick. And sick with something contagious, dumb ass!!

Mary said...

I've got the man hooked on Top Chef. I really didn't think I'd watch it after my beloved Pro Run ended but TC is hilarious. They cuss like nobody's business and are sooooooooo snobby. I loved Tiffani and her indignation at making something blue so the kids would eat it. Well guess what? YOU LOSE. Kids like blue shit! I should know, if I could make spinach blue, the Dictator would say YUM YUM CAN I HAVE SOME MORE???? Glad to see you around again! Missed ya!

Casey said...

WOW...

SOME PEOPLE ONLY COME TO WORK SICK SO SOMEBODY WILL FEEL SORRY FOR THEM. THEN ON THE OTHER HAND THEY MAY NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO TAKE OFF. WHO KNOWS?

JAZZ, I COULDN'T IMAGINE YOU BEING MEAN TO SOMEBODY.

Jazz said...

CASEY, SHE MADE ME DO IT

Lambchop said...

Glad you're back! Girl I've been gtelling EVERYBODY that Nick would've rocked it! He was my favorite!! He could design for me any day!

Chops~

princessdominique said...

Yes its been a minute since you posted and I can't wait to visit the site. I agree Bravo is like the new BET or something.

Sunnie said...
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Funkee said...

Umm yeah. This little hiatus you took....not acceptable! :) lol Glad to see you back! I was just about to email you. Missed you girl...don't do that no more K? :)

Oh yes VH-1 is running circles around BET. I could say A LOT about that!

Fave said...

The blog vacation is often needed. Anyway, someone needs to tell your co-worker the importance of keeping her sick a$$ away from DJs while sick *lol*

Brownsoul said...

It's been a long time since I dropped in! I hope all is well, Jazz!

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