Monday, January 09, 2006

SAVE YOURSELVES!!! I AM A KILLER!!!

I CONFESS....I HAVE KILLED....AGAIN! FIRST IT WAS THIS http://fabfunkydiva.blogspot.com/2004/09/porcelain-god-is-serial-killer.html#comments



AND NOW......



I'M GETTING TOO CHOKED UP TO CONTINUE.....I'LL TRY.



GEEZ LOUISE! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE, GETTING ATTACHED AND BECOMING INSEPERABLE. ONLY TO LOSE, YET ANOTHER SOUL MATE.



R.I.P.



LG BABY!

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CELLY THE II



WE HAD A GOOD THING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE THIS EFFECT ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH! I FALL ASLEEP PLAYING UNO AND SCRABBLE WITH YOU. I THEN WAKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A RING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE ME. WE CAPTURED STILL AND VIDEO MOMENTS TOGETHER. YOU ARE MY CONNECTION TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. OH, LG BABY...WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN? I GAVE UP THE HOME PHONE...JUST FOR YOU. NO CHEATING! I JOINED THE BEST NETWORK...VERIZON! JUST FOR YOU. I EVEN GOT YOU THAT LEATHER JACKET YOU LOVED SO MUCH TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ELEMENTS AND STILL......



***SIGH!******



YOU DIED! I'VE LOST YOU FOREVER!



R.I.P. LG-VX8100 CELLY II





I'm waiting on the insurance settlement. TheY are sEnding anOther that's on baCk oRdEr.

Until then,......I MOURN.....AGAIN!






24 comments:

Casey said...

My oh my... another cell phone gone...

I dare to ask what happened to this one..

SO What kind are you getting?

Mary said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one that breaks cell phones all the damn time! are they sending you the same phone?

Jazz said...

YES...BUT IT'S JUST MY LUCK THAT THEY ARE ON BACK ORDER. FOOEY!

muffin said...

RIP celly.

happy new year sweetie!!!

Nikki said...

My brother has killed 3 cell phones. He's a serial cell phone killer.

Brownsoul said...

haha...awwwww, jazz.

I killed a cell phone over the summer. I hadn't even had the thing for 2 months and I didn't have phone insurance so I had to pay $200 to replace it...I was soooo upset!

I feel you...

Xquizzyt1 said...

O.M.G. Why did I write a similar... but much longer, of course, post about my Sanyo MM7400 a couple of months ago. I leaned on it and broke it in two. Umm... at least yours are on back order, they don't even SELL mine anymore. *sniffle* You've brought back the pain of it all. *sigh*

sunnchine said...

RIP Celly *tear*

I kow they're replacing it...but it's still not the same.

Celly will be missed

*sniffle*

Honey-Libra said...

Yea my Audiovox died well she didnt die I just didn't like her anymore so I got an LG and I love it...I know how it feels not to have a phone for a while..you feel alone (lol)

Dee said...

a moment of silence for ms. Jazz and her beloved cell..........

Now can I just say that you are crazy.....LOL

courtneyelizabeth said...

awwwwwww...get the Verizon 9800...it's the hotness...and it's got bluetooth too...my lifesaver..

Jazz said...

vx 8100 has blue tooth as well. that 9800 is nice but i am too used to text messaging with t9 and i'm fluffy. those little keys on that phone would drive me nuts!

YAZMAR said...

lol u have a good blog going on! I like it....

Funkeedva said...

LAwd have mercy...don't do that to me lol

Suezette b.k.a. Mz.Black Geisha said...

LOL...

Mary said...

I have a little keyboard now and I actually do miss the T9, I got so used to it. DID YA GET YOUR PHONE YET, GIRLIE?

Me said...

*pours out a lil lickah* R.I.P., celly boo.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

I kill at least once a year!
I'll keeep you posted

Liza Valentino said...

Why do I always rediscover you?!! And why am I always excited about it? Sorry about the phone, I'll pour out some lipton iced tea while I read some back entries...

Melinda said...

R.I.P Celly!!!

AW MAN I WANT MY CELL TO HAVE UNO!!! Damn why the good ones always die!!

Jdid said...

my condolences ...but you getting a bit serial killer like lol

greggy said...

Jazz...you are so funny! :o)

princessdominique said...

Girl you are crazeeee!

Yolanda said...

You, my friend, are nuts. LMAO