Tuesday, November 08, 2005

AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING..........

SO,...STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM THE CHECK CARD DRAMA. I DECIDE TO JUST VENT AND UPDATE THE BLOG WITH ILLUSTATION VIA PHOTOBUCKET. I WAS QUITE PROUD OF THAT PARTICULAR ENTRY. I SMILED AND PRESSED SEND AND ......

DUN, DON, DUUNN!!!!

BLOG ENTRY TIMED OUT!!!!

WHAT!!!! I TRIED TO GO BACK, I TRIED TO REFRESH, I TRIED EVERYTHING AND.....

NADA!!!! AARRGGG!!!!!

THAT SUCKED!!!!

SO, I DECIDED TO JUST DEAL WITH IT THE NEXT DAY.

ON MY WAY TO WORK, THE MORNING SHOW......5:30 IN THE AM.....

I GET A F-ING TICKET!!!!

NOPE, NOT A SPEEDING TICKET!!!

NOPE, NOT DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!

NOT EVEN, WAS IT A SEAT BELT TICKET!!!!

I THINK AMERICA,.....I HAVE WON THE AWARD FOR THE STUPIDEST TICKET AWARD......EVER!!!!!!

I, JAZZ,....RECEIVED AND COULD NOT TALK MY WAY OUT OF A TICKET FOR......

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS ONE?..........

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE YET.......

LET ME JUST SAY, THAT AT 5:30AM (NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD) IN ALBANY,.......

WHERE THE HUMIDITY CREATES THICK FOG!!!

ON WESTOVER (A STREET NOTORIOUS FOR DEER GANGS!......THUGS, IF YOU WILL, IN THE STREET TO F-UP YOUR RIDE (NOT RELATED TO BAMBI))

SO, NOW.....GUESS WHAT MY TICKET WAS FOR?

"FAILURE TO DIM HEADLIGHTS!"
"FAILURE TO DIM THE F-ING HEADLIGHTS!"
ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME?

I DON'T GET A FLASHING OF THE LIGHTS LIKE, "HEY BUDDY, YOUR BRIGHTS ARE ON!" OR A WARNING, EVEN. NOPE, MR. MAN JUST SAID MY BRIGHTS WERE ON AND HE WAS TICKETING ME.

I ASKED,"DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS, CAN'T YOU PLEASE JUST UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS SINGING WITH MY PRINCE GREATEST HITS CD ON THE WAY TO WORK? I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU JUMPED ON THE ROAD. I WAS FOCUSED ON THE ROAD AND TRYING TO SEE AND AVOID DEER."

HE SAID,......

(GET THIS).......WELL, MA'AM YOUR COURT DATE IS JAN. 11TH. AT LEAST IT'S AFTER THE HOLIDAYS! (IN AN OPTIMISTIC UNDERTONE)

I THOUGHT.....THIS MUTHA FRIK@#*!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ISH! ASHTON BETTER JUMP HIS HAPPY ASS OUT OF THE WOODS OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I AM IN THE FREAKIN' TWILIGHT ZONE!!

OF COURSE, I HAD A FIELD DAY ON THE MORNING SHOW. I GAVE AWAY PRIZES TO ANYBODY THAT EVER GOT A TICKET FOR A DUMB REASON. I WAS/AM PISSED.

OH YEAH, DID I TELL YA THE TICKET IS 71.50? THAT'S ALMOST A HUNDRED BUCKS! I'M STILL MAD!!!! *****MOUTH ALL POKED OUT!*********** I MEAN, I GREW UP RESPECTING OFFICERS. IN ATLANTA, THEY HAD THE OFFICER FRIENDLY PROGRAM, WHERE KIDS ARE TAUGHT THAT COPS ARE YOUR FRIENDS. THEY ARE THERE TO DEFEND AND PROTECT YOU. I FELT LIKE HE WAS JUST THROWING HIS WEIGHT AROUND. THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME. IF I AM WRONG, IF I WERE SPEEDING, I COULD ACCEPT IT BUT THAT WAS RIDICULUS.

AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

OK, I'M DONE VENTING. HAVE A NICE DAY!

11 comments:

Casey said...

As if $71 wasn't enough they threw an additional .50 cents to it... GEEZZ!!! I guess he would of really liked it if you were flying down Westover with no lights on, or would he of just let you go?? I am sick and tired of people trying to throw there weight around. Then the smart "after holiday" comment really would of iced the cake. I hope he listened to the show.

Apocalypse said...

way to serve and protect...those guys are funny.

courtneyelizabeth said...

BWAAAAAAAAAHA HA HAAA...*falls out of chair*.....I didnt even know there was such a ticket...*giggle*

Me said...

Damn...

When it rains it pours, for real hunh? Feel better precious.

Positively Cheryl said...

Aaaaww...tough break.
Can you plea bargain? I'm sure you can. Just show up and take a lesser charge and less points. You're right though, what a stupid ticket. The ones I hate are "failure to come to a complete stop." I mean nobody else is on the fricken road but you officer!! Geez.

Nikki said...

Damn, that's jacked up! He coulda let you off with a warning. I don't think I know of one person, besides you, who has received a ticket for that.

MIZPOWDERPINK said...

Damn...nothing like a messed up start to your day. Cops sometimes.... I'm sure he could have found some real crime being committed somewhere else.

Thanks for stopping by my spot.

Brownsoul said...

Awwwww, Jazz. I'm sorry that happened to you, but that's funny!

I hope your week is moving a little more smoothly! It's almost Friday!

princessdominique said...

Now you know that's just plain crazyyyyeeee...dim the headlights? The donut shop must've been closed.

Ms. B. said...

If you take it to court the judge will probably drop it. Hopefully you don't have to take time off work to do that though otherwise it might be the same cost as the ticket! *hee-hee, gangs of deer*

greggy said...

I didn't even know there was such a ticket either...I tell ya, I sure feel protected knowing the man is doing all he can do to keep us safe from criminals who don't dim their lights!@!! LOL.

j/k ok? that is just outrageous though!