KAS

THIS IS MY (SPOILED ROTTEN) LAZY DOG, KAS! HE LIVES THE LIFE. NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. HE EATS, SLEEPS, SHITS AND GETS LAID. DOESN'T PAY BILLS, AND I'M ASSUMING HE TRIES TO EARN HIS KEEP BY BARKING UP A STORM (SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME) TO INFORM ME THAT SOMEONE (WHO ALREADY RANG THE DOORBELL), IS AT THE DOOR. HE DOESN'T BITE, ATTACK OR GROWL......UNLESS HE IS GNAWING ON A PAIR OF MY SHOES. HE'S MY KRAZY ASS DOG,....U GOTTA LOVE EM'.