ok so,..I am soooo addicted to blogging and reading the blogs of others. it is so bad that i wiggle all night because i don't have enough junk in the trunk and my butt starts morphing into the shape of the chair,...."OW-E!"
anywaz,...so i am reading this funny ass blog about this girl with diarrhea and all i can think about is this guy i once went out with.
you see,...he'd come to visit me and i constantly told him before and after his arrival,..."NO NOOKIE! I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT, YET!" i guess he thought i was lying and that there was gonna be some kind of magical spell he would put on me and i would just succumb to his wishes. (you know your girl wasn't havin' it) he was so perisitant, he pissed me off. so,..i had to get this butt-munch away from me. i didn't want to curse him out because, he wasn't really rude. he was just,.....hhmm,...what's a good word for it,.....disrespectful. now you can handle that 1 of 2 ways,.... you can GO OFF!!! or you can TEACH HIM SOME RESPECT!
i chose the latter. since he was a northern boy,...he was fixated on SOUTHERN BELLES AND SOUTHERN CUISINE. i knew just the thing. we started off the day with a little TCBY ice cream treat. then,....i took him to the best soul food restaurant in town. ( i know you were like,..."why didn't you cook?" ....AS IF!!!) anyway,...i got the baked chicken and i got him a HUGE plate of collard greens with fat back, hog maws (whatever that is), gizzards and to top it all off,... a GIGANTIC bowl of chitterlings (or as we say it,..."chit-lins" (pig intestines)) THAT PERFECT MIX OF MILK AND SOUL FOOD! Yall,...he was HURTING! he was in the bathroom till his plane arrived. it was hilarious!
I was bothered,...no more! hhhmm,....wonder why i never heard from him again?
*************tee-hee (insert menacing laugh,...HERE!) ************