Thursday, February 03, 2005


baby diaper cake
Originally uploaded by fabfunkydiva.
awww,.....you guys! i'm tearing up...**trying to keep the make-up in tact**
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! BIG CYBER HUGS TO ALL YALL! (gettin' a little country-sorry)

I AM SUPER EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW AUNT STATUS. Of course, I shall be the wild and crazy fun aunt but my pockets are suffering. I watched Sex & the City re-runs last night and got the idea to make my sister a 5 tier diaper cake. It looks like this picture without the doll. Oh yeah, and mine is off center, for some strange reason. Wonder why? Oh well. Parents....what the hell were you thinking? Do you know how much diapers cost? and how many times a day people tinkle and crap? Get used to being broke because this aunt thing has gotten me. I haven't shown any pics because I broke the digital camera. I dropped the dam thing in Atlanta last week. And once you go digital.....(you know the rest) gotta get it fixed since being an aunt has me strapped - financially.

Oh my God, has anyone been watching Project Runway? I AM SO ADDICTED!!!!! I so want Kara to win. Oh yeah, and the other show....Missy Elliots show. She gets props for putting their asses on a beat up bus and making them work for what they get.....unlike P.Diddy's spoiled ass cast that bitched and complained about err-thing.


speaking of bitching.....

Today, I am a little-nope alot pissed off at work. The dance troop at the school have found a way to bullshit a relief effort. Normally they have closed try-outs but now they want to open them up and charge the public.....(translation-they want pervs to pay to gawk at em') they actually thought that I would promote them on a classy jazz station. I told them that it had to be a community oriented PSA (public service announcement). Most people would have let it go.....but nnnoooo!!!!! Now they have come up with a tsunami relief effort. pay 1.00 with a canned good and 2.00 without. so, i said,"what if noone brings a canned good? do you donate the cash?" They said, "nope." They are actually gonna drop off the canned goods (if any) at the red cross and keep the cash. FOUL! had to vent on that one.


Oh yeah, and you have to watch VH-1's special on Black in the 80's. It's the documentary for Black History Month and it is the BOMB!

17 comments:

Jdid said...

your dance troop is tripping

Casey said...

Baby Diaper Cake??? They come up with it all!!

Phin Samuels said...

I can't believe that I missed the VH-1 special last night.

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Black in the 80's...I got a Black in the 80's for you...Check out my Throwback for the day...I'll keep you posted

Brownsoul said...

The Black in the 80s special was off the chain.

Congrats on your "new aunt status," Jazz. I bet you're glowing!!

Funkeedva said...

Hey Kuntree Auntie :) I can't for this lil suggah to get here! You got me all excited too! Dag, can't you go buyt a disposable digital camera so we can see the lopsided diaper thingy? That's a cute idea! I'm proud of you. See, you know how to do more than mix up dranks :)

That VH-1 special was GREAT! I was talking to my husband about it, and I was saying that shows life Different Strokes and Webster, according to Toure and nem, took away the power of the black family because it showed that black people can only "get out the ghetto" by going to live with rich white people. We were so happy in the 80's to see a black face that we didn't think of it like that. Interesting theory. Cosby was the first one to break the mold....

Sunnchine said...

Congrats "Auntie fabfunkydiva!" It seems like you're already ready to be a fabulous aunt already, lol!

That Vh1 special is right on! They come with it with their documentaries. I'm really diggin those Black in the 80's, they just slightly grazed by the "I love the 80's" series, lol.

ManNMotion said...

Yeah, nieces and nephews are cool. My sis is coming in April with my nephew and I am already excited.

So...the ice storm got your camera?

**Christen** said...

welcome to the world of being the cool fabulous aunt... a few words of advice... I see it's already happening, but by being the cool aunt that has no kids you always tend to show off and get them fun things, then they come to expect that and then you realize they are sucking your pockets dry lol... the cool aunt is also the confidant so be prepared to hear about crushes and kisses and things they are scared to tell mom, also it's payback time all the bad things your sister did to you you pay back by getting them the stuff she said no to or loading them with sugar and junk and sending them home lol... have fun being an aunty (I love it!)

and the VH1 special is the bomb

Liza Valentino said...

The Vh1 special is hot...well done, I must admit.

That's crazy about the dance troupe...but people are like that...damn shame

Nikki said...

In regards to Project Runway, all of Kara's designs have been on point!! If she doesn't win, something is wrong.

Dayrell said...

I like the diaper cake Jazz. Good idea girl! I'm excited for you "aunt" status to. Yaaay! *smile*

Rae said...

That is foul about the dance troop. They could at least split the money 50/50 if they're so interested in helping out with the tsunami victims. It would serve them right if the community found out and nobody showed up.

The Humanity Critic said...

Congrats on the new aunt status..

Mo said...

The Dance Troop is WRONG but a fine explain as to why I rarely ever donate money to a good cause because you never really know how much money is actually going to that cause.

Girl...diapers are NO JOKE. Do ya sister a favor and start cutting out coupons now. As soon as my son came along i learned to worship coupons. A dollar off here and there makes a difference. Now if you really want to be cheap you can get those cloth diapers...but i'm definitely not about to get down scrubbing those.

Mary said...

I have - man, I don't even know. Tons of nieces and nephews and they are so much fun. Congrats Auntie FabFunkyDiva. You make me want to get pregnant just so I can have a diaper cake. JUST KIDDING!

Stoney said...

Congrats on the aunt status. It seems like you are working really hard, the cash will come.