Tuesday, April 19, 2005

INFERNO BITCHIN'

First off,....I'm pissed. I posted a blog and all of a sudden.....GONE! So, now I have to bitch all over again.

Now, Tonight,.....I could have watched MEDIUM....but NO!!! I HAD to watch MTV's Inferno. The previews made poor little sweet and innocent Jodi look like a manipulative BITCH. I had to know, "Why was everyone pissed with Jodi?"

Well, I hate I wasted my time because the Inferno pissed me off in a major way. I HATE VERONICA! Everyone knows. (and don't go saying that I am a hater because she's cute or anything like that. why do guys do that anyway? a girl can't say ish about another girl without someone yelling HATER at em***but thats another blog***)

ANYWAZ,....So, EVERY inferno in the history of infernos.....Veronica always gathers up her evil posse to protect "Veronica" and take down everyone else. In reality tv, this is how the game is played. So why cry FOUL when someone out wits you? It doesn't stop there. These 3 assholes below love to gang up on people that they know will not fight back. ***You know they would never try that ish on Coral. *** They are just like the girls in MEAN GIRLS.

I can't believe that they all ganged up on Jodi, and Jodi didn't SWING. DRAMA QUEEN DAN would have gotten Bitch slapped....TOTALLY! So now.....like past infernos.....they are gonna throw a mission so that Veronica's BOYFRIEND, Rachel gets the life sheild to go into the inferno, in Veronicas place, to take on poor Jodi. I hope Jodi takes that bitch down. Like Brand Nubian says....

"PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN!"

TAKE EM DOWN JODI!!!

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Image hosted by Photobucket.com Usually, this one annoys the HELL out of me. When I saw her tonight, I thought...."Dang Julie, You're STILL there?" Good Job on NOT annoying me this week.

CT and DA-RELL (you know your mama named you Darrell **one syllable**), .... ARE ADORABLY HOT!!

Oh yeah,....WHO IN THE HELL IS MIKE JONES? AND WHY DOES MTV THINK WE CARE? WHY IS IT THAT THE SNIPPETS OF HIS MUSIC, THAT MTV IS PROMOTING SOUND LIKE EITHER THE TAPE IN THE TAPE RECORDER IS BROKEN OR THE BATTERIES ARE GOING DEAD? IS THIS THE NEW "IN" THING, LIKE THAT WHISPER SONG? TO MAKE A SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S DRAGGING? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MUSIC THESE DAYS. AAARRRGGGG!!!

Honestly, I am so pissed from watching this show that I'm gonna calm down and watch the last 30 minutes of MEDIUM. AAWW DAM.....RE-RUNS! OOhhh Goodie,...CSI MIAMI.

PS. sorry about the cursing used in this entry. it's an addiction. i'm on liquid meds for it. (teehee)

26 comments:

Nikki said...

Veronica has been a bitch since those Real World: Semester At Sea days. She needs to be taken down a peg or two.

And yes Lawd, CT and Darell are fine!!

And you already know how I feel about Mike Jones. I wish he would stop saying his name every other damn sentence. I know who the fuck he is, he doesn't have to keep repeating it.

CSI: Miami was good tonight. Eric was dealing with an issue of having sex with women he meets online and Horatio's brother is still alive. These last 3 shows are gonna be on fire!!

Toya said...

she really has been a Biotch...and i couldnt stand her since then...ugh! why dont they ever vote her off!!! she really gets on my nerves! and no i'm not a hater, a disliker maybe, but never a hater...i think i'm the only person who doesnt watch any of the CSI shows...

G. Cornelius Harris said...

"posted a blog and all of a sudden.....GONE!"

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!

I missed it...dang! I always catch up on all the shows reading you...I'll keep you posted

Luke Cage said...

Hey miss Jazz. I came this way via another blog, but I know I've been here before. First time commentor though. The Inferno Bitchin post was pretty comedic. "Punks jump up to get beat down"- lol... Sorry to hear that you lost your first post. I've been there. You may want to do your future posts and type them up in a notepad or word document first and then copy over to blogger when you finish. Blogger's too unreliable these days ackin' up all da time!

I write too many words (you think?) to lose my posts and I've had it happen to me one too many times. Now I approach it differently. Nice site too luv. Keep up the great work!

SunShyn said...

Haven't seen Inferno yet, darn, another show I have to schedule to record so I don't forget to watch it.

Amn.eris said...

Giirrrlll! I am with Nikki...I cain't stand Veronica since Semester at Sea. Even then I wanted Ayana to whip her arse.

Lawd hab mercy....CT is so fine for a white boy. LMAO

And Mr. Mike Jones....Nikki did a post on him and I didn't realize how bad he was until I saw snippets of his video after RW. I was dead!!! That is a mess....plus he needs some articulation lessons...sounds like he got a mouth full of mush.

princessdominique said...

Yeah Blogger is losing it's blogging mind. It's been doing tons of weird stuff lately.

Brownsoul said...

Jazz I am feelin' this post. It's. I too cannot STAND Veronica. Somebody needs to take her out...wish it could be me.

Mike Jones...I'll skip the hip hop commentary. Cuz you know I could go on ALL DAY!

Dayrell said...

MAN Jazz you ain't lyin'!! VERONICA is the bitch of all bitches. And why the hell does she even have loyal "followers"? Like she's Queen Elizabeth or some ish. Wth? Picking on defenseless girls like that, man!

As for Mike Jones? I have no words. LOL. I heard on the radio this morning that he has the top records sales of ALL artists as of now. I was about to gag when I heard that! All I was thinking was...for what???

Golden... said...

Ummm Veronica is the worst! I love Julie! and Dan! hate everyoneslse! and you are right although i hate hate hate Coral with a passion THEY WOULD NEVER PULL SOME SHIT LIEK THAT ON HER!

Um and I'm with Nikki and Singing -- I don't do the white boy thang -- buT HOTDAYYYUUUUMMM! CT! WOULD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET IT!

ummm sorry I"m back now. lol oh and i posted my acceptance speech at Yolies! *wink*

GOLDEN!

muffin said...

i'm not into inferno like that... ok let me stop playin. i don't have cable oh-KAY!!!!

Lboogie said...

GIIIRRRRLLL, Dan would have gotten beat the f*ck down talking that shit!!!!! I was sittin there H-O-T!! As for Veronica, well, we all seem to have the same consensus - she's a sneaky little bitch and ALL of them are pissed because they got outsmarted! And i'm mad that NO ONE on the good guys team had Jodi's back when she was gettin verbally jumped by the Trecherous Three - Shavonda just stood there and watched it go down. Great teammates, especially when they were ALL in on the plan!

I must agree about CT - he looks much better now than he did in Real World: Paris. Darell is OK to me though . . not sure why that is cause he's a cutie=)

Personally, Mike Jones entertains me. No, he's not the best rapper and i'm not entirely sure why MTV is on his d*ck all of a sudden, but he's been around for a minute. I don't take him seriously, just more entertainment for me=) But those commercials WERE VERY ANNOYING . . .

Retro Girl said...

Just stoppin' by to say Hey and thanks for commenting in my blog!

Julie is like reality show addict now--just how many shows has she been on since her very first Real World appearance anyway--does anybody know?

Mary said...

"Dang Julie, You're STILL there?" Good Job on NOT annoying me this week.

OMG. *wipes tear* Too funny but I was thinking the same damn thing!

Dee said...

am I the only one who doesn't know this show? LOL

Cassandra said...

Man, I missed Inferno last night. I usually try not to watch it anyway because it messes with my emotions. Every week I get mad at someone new. I used to really like Karamo, but last week he annoyed me so much that when he left I was like "Good riddance!" BTW, I agree Darell is defintely hot. Can't stand CT though.

Bullet Proof Diva said...

LMAO @ your "Inferno Bitchin", you gonna make me watch again, and i SWORE I would stop..doggone yo time! LOL...but man I LOVE it when you get jazzy!

coley said...

Hi... First time commenting, just wanted to say hello and give my 2 cents on Inferno. Veronica is a shady ass bitch. They purposely put her ass on tv cause they know she'll bring the drama! And Tanya's the same way! I can't stand Julie either...

And lol @ DA-RELL (you know your mama named you Darrell **one syllable**), ....

But u right, they're addorable!

Take care, I'll be back to visit :)

obifromsouthlondon said...

well welcome to the world of chopped and screwed. I like experimental but please.

d/l'd a mike jones tune (make that any of his tunes). wondered what the fuss was all about.

Sunnchine said...

THANK YOU! Veronica is such a little trick! Why can't people see through her??? Thanks for the update cuz I missed it Monday. Who got voted off?

Jazz said...

nobody yet,....we'll find out monday

Lambchop said...

I'm not up on Inferno. I figured since I was already addicted to so many other reality shows I better not go there. I may have to catch it next season cause your post is too funny!

Blessings!
Lambchop~

Me said...

You make these shows so much more entertaining than they will ever be for me just sitting in front of the tube. lol Thank you. :-)

Ja-me said...

I developed an addiction to The Real World A few years back, so I never really allowed myself to get too deep n2 The Inferno, But the little bit I have watched was enuff 4 me 2 know that Veronica gets on my LAST nerve!

The Nappyheaded Pensieve said...

Girl I had to create a blog account in order to post in your blog but I just wanted to let you know that I really really enjoy your blog and I shall be back often. Oh yea and you are now my official guide whenever I miss my favorite shows! Ummm do you watch the Shield too? I might need the down low on that one too! lol!:o)

Anonymous said...

If any of your saw how nasty Veronica looked in playboy many years ago, you would laugh. She looked like the whore she is