so,...veronica and her boyfriend rachel were at it again. i seriously believe that mtv purposely rigs the infernos so that they can keep the most hated on television. (ex. loud ass tina and Jodi, nope uh Jamie... Hell, i don't know....the girl that stayed drunk that's dating mark (forgot her name) had to lug those 100 lb bags and all veronica has to do is twirl around in cloth and snatch a sign?) AARRGG!!! they make me sick.....i really want to boycott that show. ***u know i'll have my butt right smack dab in front of the tubes again on monday***

ooouuu, and did you see the finale of the surreal life? Brat constantly calls everyone on the show a "has been." DUH...the shows intro mentions "B" list celebs. So Brat,....if you are lurking out there.......

OFFICALLY......
BRAT, U ARE A "HAS-BEEN!" U HAVEN'T BEEN "IN" SINCE FUNKDAFIED FELL OFF THE CHARTS. ****OH YEAH AND "GIVE IT 2 U" ***THAT WAS THE ISH*** BUT COME ON BRAT, GIVE IT UP. YOU WERE NOT THE COOL KID IN THE HOUSE.

It's crazy, but I got more entertaining tv from Vern (Mini Me) who brings new meaning to "f*cked up, drunk as hell." I never cared for her as a wrestler but I love CHYNA DOLL. She's hilarious and knows how to work some lucite heels (oh yeah, props on the LV gear as well). Jane was adorable. Marcus (my future baby daddy....i keed, i keed) is HOT as all get out. He always wanted peace in the house....although I found his relationship with Vern a bit weird. Did you see how Vern balled? I mean,....you would've thought someone stole his bike. I found myself more and more, wanting Adrian and Peter Brady to hook up. They look so cute together. aww.....back to brat bashing.....BRAT WAS A BITCH!

Which one was your favorite house member? Which one could you live with for 2 weeks? Me? IT'S MARCUS....HANDS DOWN!
hubba hubba.......

So, I tortured myself and watched STRANGE LOVE. Here's the thing.....I love Bridgette, but she is one of the few stars that could benefit from some BOTOX. She's gorgeous....yet, wrinkley. I mean.....DAM WRINKLEY! Flav....I love you as Chucks side kick and we loved you with the YEAH BOIIIIEEE! but come on,.....the FLAVVEERRR FLAVV's every other minute and your bitchin' and speakin' about FLAV in 3rd person ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME. JAZZY ISN'T FEELIN' FLAV RIGHT NOW!! I can't believe his punk ass referred to Bridgette as a LOOSE WOMAN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY KIDS FLAVA FLAV HAS? They are gross together.

My girl http://natitwists.bravejournal.com/ asked me if I liked "The Shield." I've wanted to because I really love that COMMISH guy, but I'm trying to reserve tuesdays at 10 for PROJECT RUNWAY pt2....the p-diddy remix. Oh yeah,...if you want to be on the show.....http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway/Season_2_Casting.shtml I so can't wait fot the new season.

I stopped watching the Apprentice. Donald Trump began to become a serious media whore like Paris Hilton and Brittney so....I REFUSE TO SUPPORT MEDIA WHORE TV. I know, EVERYONE IS DOING IT....but they take it to an all new high.

When I speak of whippin' the asses of kids, I think of them growing up like these assholes....http://www.aetv.com/growingupgotti/

ps. I'm not one for skinny girls and videos....but that Ciara "OH" video it "off the chain" (is that term outdated? or should i say tight? nah....i don't know....u know what i mean) She makes me wanna go workout. That song is ringing in my head. **check out the video on launch****

Oh yeah.....The news.....well people.....still can't tell but you know I'm bursting! So,...what can I tell ya? Hmm.....well, I now have my artwork in a store downtown! But, that isn't the news. Okay.......NAHHH,...I don't wanna jinx it. I promise to tell you next month.

BEAT YOUR KIDS.......B4 THEY GROW UP & BEAT U!

Southpinellas: Textbook case of discipline viewed with praise, criticism

*****CHECK OUT THE VIDEO FOOTAGE WITH THE ASST. PRINCIPLE*****

THIS CHILD IS OUT OF CONTROL!

When I saw this story on the news.....I WAS PISSED!!! This child needed her ass BEAT DOWN!!! Her mom needed her ass BEAT DOWN!!! Why is it that people don't discipline their kids? Then, they send them to school and expect teachers to deal with them....WITHOUT DISCIPLINE. They disrupt the class, affecting the learning of the other students, they are disrespectful and NOONE.....NOT EVEN THE PARENTS can control them. Who ever thought up time-out needs a BEAT DOWN! It's BULLSh*T! RAISE YOUR KIDS RIGHT!!!! Raise them to respect their elders and authority.

Black or White.....CHILDREN SHOULD RESPECT ADULTS! It bothers me because some people are claiming racism. Some people feel that a white child wouldn't have been handcuffed. Maybe so, maybe not.....what I do know is that if this little girl hadn't been showing her butt....NOONE would have cuffed her. To think the mother is thinking of suing, is crazy. I would be embarrased if that were my child. I would have beat her ass for showing her butt like that in class.....on camera no less. My mom used to tell me that if she ever got a call at work, and had to leave her job regarding ANY FOOLISHNESS (tantrums, talking back, fighting, any bad behavior...etc), she said ***her words verbatum**** "YA'LL BETTER GIVE YOUR HEARTS TO GOD BECAUSE YOUR ASSES WILL BE MINE! I WILL WHIP YOUR ASS....IN FRONT OF YOUR CLASS!" I knew she meant it and I NEVER challenged her.

I have this friend whose kids NEVER get whipped. They have been kicked out of 3 school systems....and counting. The principal called her and told her that they were sending her son home for the day for taunting the teacher with the P*ssy word. She (my friend) didn't think it was a big deal and thought the Principal was over-reacting and hung up in the principals' face. I told her that that was bullsh*t. He (her son) should be disciplined and apologize to the class and the teacher. She said that they aren't allowed to spank her child....they are to call her because she doesn't believe in spanking. Now if she isn't going to do anything about it, what the hell are they (school officials) supposed to do? THAT's RIGHT!....SEND HIS ASS HOME!!! What makes you think anyone wants to put up with your bad ass child? I told her, "I have no kids, I wouldn't tolerate it!!" She gave me that look like,..."you don't know what you are talking about because you have no kids." I shot the look back at her like,...."YEP, and those DEMON MUTHA F*CKERS WILL PUT YOUR ASS 6 ft UNDER! and I WILL STILL BE HERE.....SAYING, I TOLD YOU TO BEAT DAT ASS!" I rolled my eyes and we dropped the subject.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mean to literally BEAT someone down but you know what the GOOD BOOK SAYS.....spare the rod, spoil the child.

If this is any indication as to what the world is going to be like (schools without religion and discipline = unruley kids that turn into psycho adults) then we are ALL in trouble.

INFERNO BITCHIN'

First off,....I'm pissed. I posted a blog and all of a sudden.....GONE! So, now I have to bitch all over again.

Now, Tonight,.....I could have watched MEDIUM....but NO!!! I HAD to watch MTV's Inferno. The previews made poor little sweet and innocent Jodi look like a manipulative BITCH. I had to know, "Why was everyone pissed with Jodi?"

Well, I hate I wasted my time because the Inferno pissed me off in a major way. I HATE VERONICA! Everyone knows. (and don't go saying that I am a hater because she's cute or anything like that. why do guys do that anyway? a girl can't say ish about another girl without someone yelling HATER at em***but thats another blog***)

ANYWAZ,....So, EVERY inferno in the history of infernos.....Veronica always gathers up her evil posse to protect "Veronica" and take down everyone else. In reality tv, this is how the game is played. So why cry FOUL when someone out wits you? It doesn't stop there. These 3 assholes below love to gang up on people that they know will not fight back. ***You know they would never try that ish on Coral. *** They are just like the girls in MEAN GIRLS.

I can't believe that they all ganged up on Jodi, and Jodi didn't SWING. DRAMA QUEEN DAN would have gotten Bitch slapped....TOTALLY! So now.....like past infernos.....they are gonna throw a mission so that Veronica's BOYFRIEND, Rachel gets the life sheild to go into the inferno, in Veronicas place, to take on poor Jodi. I hope Jodi takes that bitch down. Like Brand Nubian says....

"PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN!"

TAKE EM DOWN JODI!!!





Usually, this one annoys the HELL out of me. When I saw her tonight, I thought...."Dang Julie, You're STILL there?" Good Job on NOT annoying me this week.

CT and DA-RELL (you know your mama named you Darrell **one syllable**), .... ARE ADORABLY HOT!!

Oh yeah,....WHO IN THE HELL IS MIKE JONES? AND WHY DOES MTV THINK WE CARE? WHY IS IT THAT THE SNIPPETS OF HIS MUSIC, THAT MTV IS PROMOTING SOUND LIKE EITHER THE TAPE IN THE TAPE RECORDER IS BROKEN OR THE BATTERIES ARE GOING DEAD? IS THIS THE NEW "IN" THING, LIKE THAT WHISPER SONG? TO MAKE A SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S DRAGGING? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MUSIC THESE DAYS. AAARRRGGGG!!!

Honestly, I am so pissed from watching this show that I'm gonna calm down and watch the last 30 minutes of MEDIUM. AAWW DAM.....RE-RUNS! OOhhh Goodie,...CSI MIAMI.

PS. sorry about the cursing used in this entry. it's an addiction. i'm on liquid meds for it. (teehee)

my desk.....represents my life.....CRAZY, MESSY, OVERLOADED, CHAOTIC.........yuck.

don't you hate it when you are hungry as hell and someone pops popcorn in the microwave near your office/desk and BURN IT!!! my eyes are watery......the JERK!

I HATE WORK!! Why can't I just hit the Mega Millions already?


****BIG NEWS*****
GOT THE CALL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. BIG THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GO DOWN. I'VE BEEN SWORN TO SECRECY BUT IF Y'ALL KNOW ME AT ALL....YOU KNOW,......I'M ABOUT TO BURST! (like G always says...i'll keep ya posted)

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!

*****ANYWAZ*****

Hey, my VCR not did record ANTM last night. Who was Tyra yelling at? What happened? I don't wanna wait till Friday.

IF YOU ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME.....FILE AN EXTENSION (i am never on time)

http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f4868.pdf

CROWN & COKE IS THE DEVIL

CROWN & COKE IS THE DEVIL
I feel like ish today but it was worth it. I got plastered last night with friends. The only oz. of chocolate in the whole bar/club....and I still ROCKED IT! I am paying for it today. I guess that's why you should only party on the weekends....hunh?


CHECK OUT MY BLING!!!! (TEE-HEE)

RANDOM NOTHINGS ON TUBE ACTION

IT'S VING, SUCKA!! I am so digging the new KOJAK. I think its a great show to chill with while USA works on new episodes of MONK. When the Michael Anthony Hall Show debuted on USA, (funny, I can't think of the name of it now) I was so digging that show and after the first season,....it got sucky.

*****what WAS the name of that show? (it's bothering me now)******

so, Sundays nights are great TV nights for me. I watched the Surreal Life 4 where they aired the Dirty Laudry and the funny thing to me is that DA BRAT doesn't know that she's APPARENTLY a HAS BEEN, TOO. Actually, I don't think of any of the stars on that show, (at least show 4) as "has beens." I think they are on the brink of another HIT in their career or they are gonna MISS it and fall. I really felt that BRAT was RUDE and UNnecessarly MEAN! Speaking of SURREAL......DID U HEAR?!!!!!

OMAROSA, JANIS DIKINSON & PEPA (salt n pepa) will move in the SURREAL house for the SURREAL LIFE 5!! THAT IS GONNA BE SO EXPLOSIVE!! I am so excited. 2 divas and you know PEPA ain't gonna take their ish. Guess who esle is in the house? Jose Canseco (the dude that pissed off everyone in baseball by writing a 'tell all' book), Balcky from Perfect Strangers (Bronson Pinchot), some pro dirt bike dude and some british model. CRAZY!!! You know what? It would be funny as hell if they threw like, Suge Knight, RU PAUL and Grace Jones in that house......just a thought.

and Sundays just keep getting better because the WB has been teasing the return of COLE on CHARMED!! This is so cool. This is my Sunday addiction. speaking of addiction......

OMG!!! Did you see this show tonight? I so love this show. Okay,...first off......

Bre should kick her sons ass and then let his dad at him. Oh yeah and dad so wouldn't be living with me after the cheating and all.

Susan, I know everyone loves her but she is sort of a ding bat. I begin to like Edie more and more with every episode. Why didn't she just read the freaking letter?

Lynette should have told the deaf lady what her husband said about her so she wouldn't have gotten cursed out via sign language, interpreted by a little girl. They know they need some Black folks on that street.

Gabrielle, my favorite housewife.....she doesn't deny herself anything. This is why I love her character so. So, why did I wanna give her some dap for serving her husband up to go to jail?

The writers for this show are AMAZING.

went to the ATL for the night so YOLIE, don't get mad. I just had to see the little one. My sister kept teasing me telling me how different she looks, how much she's changed and how she's growing. It totally worked because I hit the road. Even with those high ass gas prices.....thanks BUSH, you MF and all your DUMB ass supporters. I swear, everytime I see a dam W on a car, I wanna ram their asses from behind because that's exactly what this government is doing to the AMERICAN PUBLIC. I'm about to hit the sheets but I really enjoyed chillin' tonight, bloggin and listening to DWELE coutesy of HONEYSOUL.**how does she do it?**

oh yeah, gotta say this......

I got really caught up in the Terri S. case(k-star, you were on point). I hurt for her. People say they believe in GOD and they say they wouldn't want to suffer. It's not for US to decide. We are GOD's kids, his creations. GOD DECIDES! Who knows what kind of advancements scientists could come up with in the next couple of years. For all we know, Terri didn't even know she was a vegetable. She could have been living out a fabulous life in another parallel universe. WHO KNOWS? People said that she died 15yrs ago....BULLSHIT! She died and was revived. I know, I know, there are people that say that if you believe in the Bible....we should honor what her husband wanted (and what HE claimed she wanted). If you throw the Bible up to defend Mike S. then you must consider that HE had to be an HONORABLE man.....WHICH HE ISN'T!!! Just ask the girlfriend/baby mama. Why does this bother me so? WELL, DUH.....STARVING SOMEONE TO DEATH!!! Certainly not like unplugging life-support. Her brain worked well enough to tell her to breath. I guess I'm upset because this can happen to anyone. I thought about her laying in a bed and HIM starting over, collecting money from the malpractice and now from the life insurance policy. Movies come to mind......"A thin Line between love and hate" and "the divine secrets of the YAYA Sisterhood." In YAYA Sisterhood......all I thought about was the quote and motto for relationships...."LET NO MAN PUT US UNDER!" (in reference to guys and girls). In a thin line......a woman was lied to, hurt and betrayed, this set off a chain of events that led people to believe that she, 'brandi' (lynn whitfield) was the bad guy. i saw her as fed up. ****in my defense, i WAS engaged to the anti-christ**** anyway, that movie left me thinking.....HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED!

Mike S. I hope she haunts your triflin' ass FOREVER! ......YA-YA!

*this is why I am NOT married (and don't wanna be).....serious TRUST and BETRAYAL issues*

and WHOA!!!! .....isn't it funny (not haha, but weird) how death comes in 3's?

TERRY SCHIAVO, JONNIE COCHRAN & THE POPE........DEEP! (just a thought)

Dam, It's 3am. Should I call in sick?

......MAKE THAT 5AM.