TOTALLY BLOWN!

I'M HURT YA'LL!  Riding on a high of FINALLY receiving my new replacement celly after being on back order for it seems....MONTHS!  I started this diet on Jan. 1st, 2006.  NO PORK, NO RED MEAT, NO BREAD, NO PASTA & NO RICE.  It was hard.  Forget caviar dreams......I found myself dreaming of macaroni & cheese.  Crazy? I know.  Well, I was so excited to go to get weighed yesterday, only to find that I hadn't lost 1 SINGLE POUND!!!  Do you know how foul that is?  So, the doctor says,...I don't think you are eating enough.  I think your body is in starvation mode.  I'm think WTF....people who starve are body as hell.  I've heard of people as being fluffy and anorexic.  That's some ish I can't fathom.

I went on a defiant binge and had a bag o lays and some lobster rolls from THE LOBSTER.  My stomach was queasy (so it's the last binge until my b-day in june).  I forgot (legitimately forgot) to pay my light bill.  So, I had to pretty much shuffle around in the dark last night and this morning.  Only to get to work and find out..... DAMN!!!

WE LOST MORE OF OUR LIVING HISTORY!

IN LOVING MEMORY OF CORETTA SCOTT KING

 

MRS. KING WITH MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTS

  

REST IN PEACE!

 

FUNNY...MY PROBLEMS MEAN NOTHING ALL OF A SUDDEN.  I AM SO WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF MY PEOPLE,...BLACK PEOPLE.  WE'VE LOST SOMETHING, AND I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO HOW TO GET IT BACK.

......OR IS IT TOO LATE?

SAVE YOURSELVES!!! I AM A KILLER!!!

I CONFESS....I HAVE KILLED....AGAIN! FIRST IT WAS THIS http://fabfunkydiva.blogspot.com/2004/09/porcelain-god-is-serial-killer.html#comments

AND NOW......

I'M GETTING TOO CHOKED UP TO CONTINUE.....I'LL TRY.

GEEZ LOUISE! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FALLING IN LOVE AT FIRST SITE, GETTING ATTACHED AND BECOMING INSEPERABLE. ONLY TO LOSE, YET ANOTHER SOUL MATE.

R.I.P.

LG BABY!

CELLY THE II

WE HAD A GOOD THING. I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE THIS EFFECT ON YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH! I FALL ASLEEP PLAYING UNO AND SCRABBLE WITH YOU. I THEN WAKE UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WITH A RING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE ME. WE CAPTURED STILL AND VIDEO MOMENTS TOGETHER. YOU ARE MY CONNECTION TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. OH, LG BABY...WHY DID YOU HAVE TO PUT ME DOWN? I GAVE UP THE HOME PHONE...JUST FOR YOU. NO CHEATING! I JOINED THE BEST NETWORK...VERIZON! JUST FOR YOU. I EVEN GOT YOU THAT LEATHER JACKET YOU LOVED SO MUCH TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ELEMENTS AND STILL......

***SIGH!******

YOU DIED! I'VE LOST YOU FOREVER!

R.I.P. LG-VX8100 CELLY II

I'm waiting on the insurance settlement. TheY are sEnding anOther that's on baCk oRdEr.

Until then,......I MOURN.....AGAIN!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Now that that's outta the way, check it........

So New Year's Eve, I planned a very special night with the boyfriend.

........reservations at "The Hilton" (notice the "")

.........champagne

..........a KING'S & DIVA'S feast courtesy of Outback Steakhouse

and what happens?

I GET THE FREAKING FLU!!

*@!%#*^!

NOT COOL!

......we went anyway

i slept/coughed/froze/burned up/tossed/turned/

popped-cough drops/drank water/drank booze

can you say MISERABLE!?

I'm still sick, but on the road to recovery.

Now, on to the good stuff.....

The initial episode....I loved this guy. The more I see the show, his ego annoys me. Santino is such an EGO-MANIAC! I know that an R-TIEST must be confident when selling his work/himself, BUT COME ON! He acts like a lil TALL BITCH! Now, I find myself routing for Nick and that guy that was the menswear designer. Santino! New word for you.....HUMILITY! learn it, live it....love it!

I know I'm late....but I just discovered INKED on A&E. I didn't think I would find it interesting. I caught the marathon this weekend and.....I LOVE IT! (sorry, forgot to upload pics)

THANK THE LORD.....NEW EPISODES OF CHARMED NEXT SUNDAY!!!!! it's been like.....FOREVER! .....i'm just sayin'

Okay so,...OUT with Nick & Jess and IN with Travis & Shayna. I LOVE them as a couple. I think it's cool that she loves his skinny ass...tatoos, pants hanging off his ass and all. In return, he not only loves her, but treats her like a freakin' goddess. NOW THAT'S LOVE! When I watched Newlyweds....by shows end.....I was always thinking....POOR NICK! He should have gone for a brainy chick that wasn't so self absorbed. I digress.

I LOVE " MEET THE BARKERS!"

AAHH SNAP! FORGOT PICS FOR CELEB FIT CLUB AND THE NEW FLAV PIMP DADDY SHOW.

they got it right this time because KANICKY from GREASE is gonna go BIZERK next week.

why are they getting the same characters over and over again? you know they will eventually have vanessa huckstable and kim moesha parker acting like jackee and tocarra. kanicky is gary busee. ***i am killing the spelling right now but hey,...it's midnight and i have got to do the morning show***

okay so let me just say this.....FLAVA OF LOVE is HILARIOUS! from the most ghetto to good clean and wholesome.....i couldn't stop laughing or dropping my jaw.

okay,...i gotta go. i am still at work....with a cold/flu...like a crack head. i'm goin' home. goodnight.