day of dread

today,....i wear black. i am mourning the loss of the falcons/eagles game. nope,...wasn't the cheesesteaks or jill scott.....it was the dam snow. why is it that most southern teams have arena football and the northern teams make your butt play outside? southerners don't like the freakin' cold. so now my friends,...in my typical divaesque overdramatic fashion,......I SHALL CHEER FOR ANY TEAM OTHER THAN THE EAGLES TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL. i get bitchy that way,...if the falcons can't have it,...the eagles can't have it either. I shall wish the Pats to Victory. Even though my heart screams for the dirty dirty.

now,.....i mourn.

ps. dayrell, i know you put roots on em' (smile, just kidding)

posting

have you ever wrote a pretty good blog at work when you were supposed to be working.....then someone calls you to duty, so you lock your computer without saving anything to draft so you can return to it later....you forget and go home.....then you realize....DAMMIT, I DIDN'T SAVE IT!!!??? that's where my post is, so it'll have to wait til monday.


the drama filled bebe shower is this weekend and like g.....i'll keep ya posted.

lastly,....a little prayer,....

GOD, PLEASE BLESS THE ATLANTA FALCONS! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GET CAUGHT UP HANGIN' OUT WITH JILL SCOTT, THE ROOTS, JAZZY JEFF, AND BOYZ II MEN....EATIN' ON PHILLY CHEESE STEAKS. THEY WILL HAVE PARTIED TOO HARD AND BE ALL FULL AND QUEEZY FROM THE FOOD AND CAN'T PERFORM. ATLANTA NEEDS A VICTORY. THE HAWKS,.....(YEAH, WHO AM I KIDDING?), THE BRAVES, .....WELL, YOU KNOW THEIR GAME LATELY TOO. (ALTHOUGH I LOVE JOHN SMOLTZ). FALCONS,.....(OUR ONLY HOPE AT THIS POINT) I WILL WEAR MY RED AND BLACK WITH PRIDE. TAKE EM' DOWN FOR THE DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH. ATL SHAWTY!

ATLANTA FALCONS

FALCONS
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CONGRADULATIONS TO THE DIRTY DIRTY BIRDS!!!! GOTTA REPRESENT. I HAVE LOVED THESE GUYS SINCE STEVE BARKOWSKI, THEN JERRY GLANVILLE, NEON DION SANDERS AND ANDRE RISON. (FUNNY HOW THINGS TURNED OUT WITH THEM) MIKE VICK IS THE BOMB!!! FALCONS 47 - RAMS 17!!! GO FALCONS! GOD, I LOVE FOOTBALL!!

PUBE-ING AT THE LOBSTER

Today has been a crazy day thus far. I recorded my jazz show and was invited to lunch by my friend, Tara. She knows that when she mentions "The Lobster," ....it's on! So, I snuck away from work to meet her for lunch. We order our food. Since I'm dieting and trying to take on a healthier perception of what I deem, 'delicious,' I ordered the broiled flounder and steamed veggies (I love seafood). So we're just chit-chatting, catching up and all, when my food comes. Halfway into lunch, I noticed a small hair. It was short, black and curly, and ya'll know what I was thinking, right? PUBES!!!! I tried not to, as they say "be ghetto" and go off. I was civilized, sophisticated and proper. I asked the waitress to take it away. She asked, "Why?" I showed her the "PUBE." She said, "Uh, that's not a hair. That's a fish vein." I looked at it again, this chick actually had me second guessing myself and I started to think that maybe, just maybe, (like the ghetto boys) my mind was playing tricks on me. My friend Tara said,"Let me see!" So, after her analysis of my plate, she confirmed that," YES, THIS IS A PUBE!" The manager comes, apologizes and takes the plate away promising a fresh new dish. So, Tara eats and I wait. As I watched her eat, I started to freak out inside. I always order this dish and I love tatar sauce. Usually, I ask for extra tartar sauce and I spread it on till it looks as if I am having fish with my tartar sauce instead of the other way around. Anywaz,...I was thinking,"what if i had gotten it like i always did? i never would have even seen the PUBE. EEEKK! I WOULD HAVE EATEN A PUBE! .......then of course I lost my appetite, which was the exact time the waitress sat my hot and freshly cooked PUBE replacement meal in front of me. Me? GRREEAATT!! Just FREAKING GREAT!

betcha think that was it, hunh? NOPE!

The waitress comes to the table to give me a bill. I look at the bill and again, I had to muffle the inner ghetto-princess. I said,"Excuse me. This bill is wrong." The waitress said,"Oh, no it isn't. We took of your diet coke because of the "HAIR" mishap." Now, I'm pissed. So I said, first off....I am not one of those people that will come in a restaurant, complain and show their ass to get free food. I HAD A LEGITIMATE COMPLAINT. Secondly, A free diet coke for the exchange of an entree with a PUBE? (in sheer amazement) COME ON NOW! Any other place would have at AT LEAST given you a freakin' desert or a coupon for free food the next visit. Lastly, YOU OVERCHARGED ME FOR THE PUBED ENTREE!!! (they charged me for the dinner portion when i had the lunch portion, a $4.oo difference)


So, now I am hungry and pissed. Ain't that a bitch!

OOPS.....MY BAD!

SORRY GUYS! DIDN'T REALIZE I HADN'T POSTED THIS YEAR. I VOW TO DO BETTER. I HAVE BEEN TIED DOWN WITH THE "REAL PEOPLE" KINDA JOB AND........

DUN, DON,....DDUUUHHHH!!!!!

MY SISTERS BABY SHOWER! NOW, MUST OF YOU KNOW THAT I AM SOOO NOT INTO THE WHOLE KID, BABY SHOWER THING SO I AM AT A TOTAL LOSS. I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR PARTY FAVORS.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE,.....DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CHEAP, INEXPENSIVE AND ORIGINAL IDEAS FOR A SHOWER OF 65 FREAKIN' PEOPLE? HELP? PLEASE? (I'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?)