REAL REALITY TV, REAL HOAX EXPOSED!

ASHLEY SIMPSON ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WAS F-ING HILARIOUS!!!! So me and cb (cuddle bunny) were lounging and channel surfing. CB wanted to watch SNL because he thought that somebody from the week before would be on Saturday Night.
Anywayz,....we got a laugh and a half but not from the SNL cast.

So, check it,...ASHLEY SIMPSON GOT BUSTED LIP SYNCING on Saturday Night LIVE!
Y'all, it was funny as hell. Here is the breakdown,....

NEVER did I think we'd see what we saw.

Jude Law (host of the night) introduces ASHLEE SIMPSON!

The music starts and the perfect vocal begans to play "pieces of me" (the song she "lip synced" in the first segment) Instead of a new song, the old tape started rolling. Her band played it cool by going along with the song. She looked surprised. Then she started doing some crazy dance then she gave up and just WALKED OFF STAGE.

We were shocked at first. I thought it was all apart of the show and then it dawned on us that this was really happening. It was so embarrasing. We sat up and just BURST OUT LAUGHING. It was the funniest thing all night. The band continued to play then there was a cut to a still of Jude Laws face then straight to commerical. After the quick break they went right into a skit on return.

Of course that meant we were staying up to see what else was gonna happen.

So at the end of the show surprisingly, she did come out, and jude law's like "ladies and gentlemen, what can I say? Live TV!" So Ashlee say's "exactly, I feel so bad, my band started playing the wrong song, and I didn't know what to do so I thought I'd do a ho-down, I'm sorry, LIVE TV! things happen, but I'm standing next to Jude Law."

I can't believe she put it on the band. The band had the balls to stay on the stage and continue to play.

Can you believe the t-shirts are out, already?

FOX NEWS EVEN COVERED THE STORY,...CHECK IT OUT.

That was some funny Milli Vanilli kinda stuff! Lots of us were guilty of loving "Pieces of Me," we were totally conned. Like Brother Malcolm says,...."You've been had. You've been took. You've been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray, run amok."

Makes you question everyone else that consider themselves "ARTISTS", hunh?


**********THIS JUST IN******************
SEE IT FOR YOURSELF,.... ASHLEE ON SNL VIA MSNBC

IS IT REAL OR A HOAX?

My friend Todd sent this to me and apparently I will believe anything. I failed miserably like 3 out of 10 correct.

IS IT REAL OR A HOAX?

How did you do?

WHY IN THE HELL IS THIS BLOG ENTRY POSTED ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE? IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL. I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO POST MULTIPLE PICTURES AT ONCE AND NOW THIS! AARRGGG!!!!!!!! CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO BRING THIS UP?

I'm frustrated now, because I have a whop-sided ass blog. I know this will keep me up all night.

TOP 10 IN ROTATION

Okay,..I read so many blogs and there are SO many HipHop heads out there. I love you all! There is other music out there. So tonight, I'd like to represent for the other forms of music. Sometimes you just wanna relax. So here,...it's the top 10 cd's in rotation at my crib. What's in your cd player right now? What do you put on to "ENTERTAIN" the opposite sex? What do you play to wind down and relax? ENJOY!

there is NOTHING LIKE BILLIE HOLLIDAY

AHH,..MILES,...NEED I SAY MORE?

i was worried about her after the success of Baduizm and the DRE aftermath but this cd is DA BOMB!

DWELE, TO ME,..IS THE MALE ERYKAH BADU.

I SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY ON THIS CD BUT I HAVEN'T TAKEN IT OUT OF THE CD PLAYER. IT'S GROWN AND SEXY.

I LOVE MOS DEF. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOS DEF SONG.

LES NUBIANS,...YOU WOULD BE AMAZED. MOST OF THE ALBUM IS IN FRENCH BUT IT'S FUNKY. YOU FIND YOURSELF SINGING WITH THEM EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. I SAY,...CHECK OUT CDUNIVERSE AND VIEW THE SNIPPETS.

EVERYONE KNOWS,...PRINCE IS THE MAN! I GO NO WHERE WITHOUT PRINCE!

the acoustic cd is mellow & relaxing. this band has lots of soul. they are amazing.

JILL IS THE GIRL! THE CD IS "ALL THAT" AND THE BEST INVESTMENT I EVER MADE.

GO RAMS!!!!

WELL GUYS,...THEY DID IT,..AGAIN!!! FOR ALBANY STATE UNIVERSITY RAMS HOMECOMING,...THE RAMS FOOTBALL TEAM PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON CLARK ATLANTA 58-0. THESE "RINKY DINK" COUNTRY BOYS CAN DEFINITELY SHOW THE CITY BOYS (AS MUCH AS I LOVE EM') HOW FOOTBALL IS DONE. CHECK OUT THE STATS,.....HBCU RANKINGS & SCORES! THEY ARE 7-O,...WITH 3 MORE TO GO. GO RAMS!!! (HAD TO GIVE PROPS TO THE ALMA MATER)

UTILIZE & APPRECIATE

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INTERGRATION, A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD! We got Equality (or did we?) and lost sense of SELF (self love, self respect, self worth, pride and spirituality). Malcolm X and Dr. Martin luther King Jr. lost their lives while trying to fight for our freedoms. Do you think our ancestors would risk their lives again for us, considering what we are doing with their precious gift?

CORAL IS DA BOMB!

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WHAT DOES SHE SAY FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THE NEW SEASON OF MTV'S REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES BATTLE OF THE SEXES II?

"I WANNA CUSS SOME BITCHES OUT!"

SHE'S FAB! YOU GOTTA LOVE HER!

IS IT SO BAD THAT I SO WANT HER TO BEAT A COUPLE OF EM' DOWN, FOR REAL?

Insert, NEW CAR. I think I kinda got taken but it sure feels good to hit the road in a more reliable vehicle. Some people say,"Girl, You bought that ugly Car?" Others say, "It's You!" (what the HELL does that mean anyway?) but most people think that it's odd and funky and that's why I LOVE IT! (still not as much as the DIVA MOBILE) So,...here's the thing. Before the DIVA MOBILE, there was an 86 Ford T-Bird that had lost it's thunder so we named it, "THE THUNDER BUZZARD!" since it clearly wasn't a beautiful bird anymore. What should this one be called? (be nice) 

FAREWELL DIVA MOBILE

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This is the 'Diva Mobile!' This is the first car that I purchased and paid for with my own money. Last week, I had to say goodbye. I put it up for adoption. It was good to me but very old and new parts for her were starting to take a toll on me. I took pleasure in flying down the open highway and daring anyone to cut me off. Clearly, NO NEW CAR could match the physical makeup of the DIVA MOBILE, which is made of precious metals not used with car making any longer. Now, a buggie could practially total a new car. I didn't want to give her up,....I cried even. (you know I am very nostalgic and sensitive, but some may say that I am a DRAMA QUEEN) This post is dedicated to the car I paid only 3,000 dollars for. In its heyday, it was TOP OF THE LINE. THE 88 LINCOLN MARK VII BILL BLASS EDITION, AUTO EVERYTHING AND KEYLESS ENTRY. I'm gonna miss ya ole girl!

YOU'RE FIRED, AGAIN!

http://www.timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=290861&category=REGIONOTHER&BCCode=HOME&newsdate=10/1/2004

YOU DO DIRT, YOU GET DIRT!
Came across this article and thought the Apprentice fans would be interested to know,....


STACIE J IS PISSED OFF!
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/237691p-203901c.html

check this out as well,....
http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/0,4621,317124,00.html

NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU

FOUND THIS ARTICLE. CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FREE STUFF? THAT'S LIKE HITTING THE LOTTERY AND BITCHIN' ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU GOT A MILLION DOLLARS IN ONE DOLLAR BILLS. IT'S PATHETIC.

Oprah's car giveaway not totally 'free'
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-oprah22.html September 22, 2004
BY LUCIO GUERRERO Staff Reporter
Oprah called the show part of her “wildest dreams” season.
But for many of the 276 recipients of the new Pontiac cars that the talk-show queen gave away last week, there was a bit of reality to come with that dream—they are going to have to fork over thousands of dollars in taxes.
It turns out that free car wasn’t so free.
That’s because while Pontiac agreed to pay for most of the local charges—things like state sales tax and licensing fees—the recipients have to report the cars as income once tax time comes.
By adding $28,500 to someone’s income, it can push them into a higher tax bracket—which means they will have to pay about 25 percent or more of the car’s value in taxes. And for a nearly $30,000 car, that probably means, for most of the recipients, shelling out $7,125 for the “free car.”
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And if you live in Illinois, you can expect to tack on another 3 percent or so in state income taxes.
“It’s not really a free car, it’s more of a 75 percent off car,” said Susan Nelson, who was one of three Wheaton College public relations staffers at the show. “Of course, that’s still not such a bad deal.”
Some of the winners, contacted by the Chicago Sun-Times on Tuesday, said they were thinking about the taxes as soon as the announcement came that they would be getting the new cars.
“Some of the people who knew me, my smile looked a little bit forced when I was up there [on the show],” said William Toebe, a suburban Green Bay resident who was at the taping. “That’s because paying the taxes was the first thing that popped into my head.”
“As I was standing up there, the responsible portion of me said, ‘This is very nice, but where am I going to get the money for the taxes.’”
Toebe, who runs a farm, is already thinking of getting rid of the car, though he has yet to pick it up.
Luckily, the recipients weren’t given the car on the spot so they can at least start to save now. Although Oprah seemed to have the winners choose their cars from an enormous lot filled with Pontiac G6 sedans, the cars will actually be delivered to a dealer near each winner’s home.
Some recipients are going to wait a few months before actually picking up their cars so they can figure out how to pay for the taxes.
“We have to pick the car up between Oct. 1, 2004, and Feb. 28, 2005,” said Nelson. “We’ve decided that we are going to wait until the first of the year so we can have all of 2005 and the first four months of 2006 to figure out how to pay for this.”
Heather Lundeen, a physical therapist in Bismarck, N.D., said she has looked into getting a car loan to pay off the taxes.
The tax shock is not much different from the bill that comes to many game show winners. The Internal Revenue Service requires game shows—and every other large gift giver and casino—to report winners to the federal government. It is then the responsibility of the winner to fess up on their tax forms.
But most of the winners still think they got a pretty sweet deal.
“Whenever I get something for free, I always think ‘What’s the catch?’,” said Tiffany Self, one of the three Wheaton College co-workers who went to the show. “It’s actually a blessing. I mean how often will you get a brand new car for $7,000?”

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.