Monday, November 01, 2004

WHY ASK WHY?

1. WHY IS IT, WITH THE WAR, THE LIES, UNEMPLOYMENT, AND WORLD DISCONTENT (JUST TO NAME A FEW) THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL WILLING TO VOTE FOR BUSH?

2. WHY IS IT THAT WE DON'T LEARN THE LESSONS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM BAD RELATIONSHIPS THE FIRST TIME AND THEREFORE RE-LIVING THE SAME BULLSHIT, DIFFERENT LOVER,....OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

3. WHY IS THAT WE COULDN'T ALL BE BORN RICH, FIT, FUN AND FABULOUS?

4. WHAT'S UP WITH THE FASCINATION WITH PARIS HILTON? WHAT TALENT DOES SHE POSSESS? (AH DAM, THAT'S 2 QUESTIONS)

5. WHAT WAS SO BAD THAT PHYLISS HYMAN and DONNIE HATHAWAY FELT COMPELLED TO TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES?

6. ON VH-1'S SURREAL LIFE, WHY IS RYAN "THE ONLY NON-STARR" SUCH A BE-YACH TO FLAVA FLAV?

7. WHY DOES THE ARAB WORLD, WELL MOST OF THE WORLD "NOW" HATE AMERICANS, WHEN THEY SHOULD ALL JUST HATE BUSH?

8. WHY IS R.KELLY SHOWIN' HIS ASS LIKE THE CRAZY ARROGANT EGOMANIAC THAT HE IS AND SUING JAY-Z FOR $75MILLION DOLLARS? (LOVE THEIR MUSIC BUT MR.R NEEDS JESUS)

9. THE MINUTE THAT YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP,... WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO "HOLLA?"

10. WHY IS IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE (NOT BY ME) TO USE THE "N" WORD AS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT?

11. SINCE WHEN WAS POPPIN' OUT A CRAP LOAD OF KIDS, THE "NEW BLACK"?

12. WHY IS IT THAT SOME WOMEN ARE SO DESPARATE TO GET A MAN, THAT THEY SUPPRESS WHO THEY ARE, IGNORE THE REALITY, BECOME ALL PASSIVE AND SUBMISSIVE,...JUST TO BE MISTREATED ON A REGULAR?
("BUT I LOVE HE!" BULLSHIT! WHAT ABOUT "SELF"?)

13. WHY IS THAT THE FOODS THAT ARE "BAD FOR YOU" COST LESS AND TASTE BETTER THAT THE FOODS THAT ARE "GOOD FOR YOU?"

14. WHY IS THE GHETTO FABULOUS?

15. WHEN WAS IT EVER OK TO DECLARE YOURSELF TO BE OR THINK ITS OK TO BE ATTRACTED TO "A THUG?"

16. WHY DO PEOPLE DENY THEIR HERITAGE? (INSERT: "TIGER WOODS, YALL! TIGER WOODS!")

17. WHY IS IT THAT SOME PEOPLE DISS OPRAH? (HATERS!) SHE'S SMART, INSIGHTFUL, INSPIRATIONAL, POSITIVE AND HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU. THIS MEANS, YOU COULD LEARN 'SOMETHING' FROM HER.

18. WHY IS IT THAT, IF YOU AREN'T MARRIED, YOU HAVE NO KIDS, YOU ARE NOT ON SOME GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE PROGRAM AND WORK 2 JOBS,....YOU ARE PENALIZED AND GET JACKED BY THE GOVERNMENT?

19. WHY DID THE MUSIC INDUSTRY LOSE INTEGRITY AND GO COMMERCIAL? (OKAY, I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE,... "C.R.E.A.M.")

20. WHY IS IT THAT ARRISA FROM THE REAL WORLD LAS VEGAS FEELS THE NEED TO BE A RAPPER?

21. WHY DON'T WE ACKNOWLEDGE GOD THE WAY WE SHOULD?

22. WHY CAN'T COCKTAILS BE FAT FREE?

23. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WANTING TO BE STYLISH, YET SOPHISTICATED? (LADIES-Diahann Carroll, Audrey Hepburn, Lena Horne, Doris Day,etc. GUYS- HELLO!DENZEL!)

24. I BET YOU KNOW AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE (WHO AREN'T THAT TALENTED) TRYING TO GET INTO THE MUSIC BUSINESS. WHY ARE THEY ALL TRYING TO BE RAPPERS OR PRODUCERS? (I AM SO SICK OF IT)

25.WHY ARE WE SO ADDICTED TO BLOGGING? (I TRY TO STAY AWAY, ...THEN COMES THE JONESING,...."IT KEEPS CALLIN' ME!")

26. WHY HAS COLIN POWELL MYSERIOUSLY DISSAPPEARED FROM THE BUSH POSSE?

27. WHY CAN'T I HAVE THAT DREAM THAT REVEALS THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS?

28. IF JEHOVAHS WITNESS' BELIEVE THAT ONLY 144,000 WILL BE ADMITTED INTO GODS KINGDOM, WHY GO DOOR TO DOOR TO SPREAD THE WORD? WOULDN'T YOU BE AFRAID SOMEONE WOULD STEAL YOUR SEAT? I KNOW I WOULD.

29. WHY IS IT THAT COMEDIANS WERE FUNNIER WHEN THEY HAD NO FAME AND FORTUNE? (EDDIE, MARTIN, DAVE, CHRIS T., THE SO-CALLED KINGS, THE QUEENS,ETC) NOONE'S FUNNY ANYMORE,...OKAY EXCEPT CHRIS ROCK AND WHAT HAS HE DONE LATELY?

30.WHY IS IT THAT WE CAN'T COME TOGETHER AS A PEOPLE?


8 comments:

Casey said...

I wished I knew the answers to atleast a few of those questions. You have raised some interesting points and questions. I am always wondering #21..

C.R.C. said...

You raised some interesting questions. Thank you, by the way, for calling out R. Kelly. Being from Chicago, it's a rarity to find people who question his actions. #21, 1, 3, .....forget that - all of them are good. Some, you would think, wouldn't even need to be asked but hey. That's the society we live in.

Dayrell said...

Nice questions Jazz. :)

Hope you don't mind me putting in my 2 cents for a sec:

Ok....

a) R. Kelly is a damn fool! *smh* I'm getting a refund on my tickets man...

b) Ryan hates Flav b/c he tells her the truth about herself. And, ya know, there as just some people out there who HATE to face reality.

c) Arrisa needs to sit her ass down somewhere. Literally. =/ (Wait a min, doesn't #24 apply to her?)

d) I love his game and all (no doubt) but, seriously, Tiger Wood ain't never seemed black, in my opinion.

e) Oprah is rich as HELL!! Need I say more?? (The sista makes $70,000/hour a day and while sleeping--I read) So, I'm pretty sure she could give a damn about who talks bad about her. (Shit, I know I wouldn't if I had her money)...

f) And, honestly, Colin Powell seems to be the only one of the Bush Admin w/ some real common sense, considering that he's not afraid to speak out against Bush if he disagrees w/ his veiws/decisions...

G. Cornelius said...

Jadakiss ain't got sh!t on you...And ARRISA! She gotta be playing...I'll keep you posted

Jazz said...

Mandy, you are STUPID and my "sensitive breeding" has forced me to BAN YOUR ASS FROM MY BLOG!!!

chrome said...

*swishhh!!!!!!!!* awww that familiar sound as jazz unsheaths the wu-tang sword. everybody on guard.

hmmmm always these questions. rhetorical?

ok #7 Hate Americans? It's part foreign policy, part pseudo-haters, all Bush. welcome to the next 4 years (listening to his speech as I type).

#8 R.K? He needs desert eagles in his life. never fooled me. once he gets cleared it will be back to those big booty videos instead of all this lovey dovey "in the name of love" thingy. he's a dirty ol' man. love his music.

#10 The 'N' word. ok I use it. habit from blasting to much hiphop over the years. I've considered it and am for the reclaim-the-word camp. wouldn't tolerate it from non-heads (read black only).

#14 cos only in the ghetto will you get your own sofa sold to you. trife life loves bling. ordo abchao.

Dayrell said...

LoL @ C.G Harris. :)

Sid said...

Good list, good list. Paris Hilton feeds our national obsession with the rich fun fit and fabulous, or something. We like people who are famous for absolutely no discernible reason. Or most people seem to. I cain't stand the heffa. Makes me nuts that all these advertising contracts are going to her when there are models starving in the world (haha). Also, I once read a story in which the protagonist, a former hooker named Cherry (Don't ask. I used to work for an academic pub that got lots of bad fiction submissions. Guess who had to read through them) was descibed as having a "carnal face." It was the only good line in the story, and such a perfect description for Paris. She looks like she has just been tumbled, all the time, and at least half the population finds that rather attractive, I hear...Besides, Anna nicole got to be scary, and we needed another blonde to mock.

Anyhoo, have a nice weekend watching you hex victims suffer!